Happy, Sassy Booty!

I really like Sliquid H2o, but I wanted something a little more anal-appropriate. This lube is like H2o's sassy sister! Perfect for anal, but you can also use it vaginally, and with toys of all sorts. This lube is natural, water-based and very body-friendly, so sensitive bits, rejoice!

Sassy is super smooth - this lube reminds me of really thick water. It's easy to pour out of the bottle, and it will stay wherever you apply it. It will start to drip after a bit, though. It isn't sticky or greasy. It's the perfect smooth slickness that both my partner and I wanted.

I usually don't taste my lubes, but I did taste this because the smell confused me. It has a very mild smell - it reminded me of soap. The smell isn't some awful deal-breaker, though. Anyway, I figured it would taste soapy. I was wrong, thankfully. It doesn't taste like anything! If anything, it tasted like... water.

It has the same ingredients as Sliquid H2o. They are simple: purified water, plant cellulose, guar conditioners, potassium sorbate, and citric acid. Like I said before, although it's natural (and vegan!), it's not explicitly labeled as edible. We haven't been sick from it, but exercise caution!

This lube, even though it's water-based, lasts a really long time. I've used it for plugs, dildos, and vibrators (glass and silicone), as well as with latex condoms. I've never had to wash it off, because it absorbs nicely and leaves my skin feeling moisturized, which I really like. It also feels like natural (vaginal) lubrication, if not thicker. I can't say I find anything bad about Sassy. It's really everything I want in a good, universal lube.

The bottle, like all Sliquid lubes, is clear with a bright (pink in this case) label that has a white lotus and the Sliquid logo on it. It also says "Sassy" in a delicate font. It does say "natural lubricating gel" on it, so I wouldn't call it discreet. The nice thing is that it has the pop-top like always, so one-handed opening is possible, and that's awesome. It's also recyclable, and it tells you to please do so on the bottle.

On the back you have the classic Sliquid "promise", ingredients, and a rundown of the lube's qualities (water-based, glycerin- and paraben-free, etc.). I should note that, even though it says it is latex, rubber and plastic friendly, I've used it with silicone and I've had zero problems.

I've yet to travel with this bottle, but I have traveled on land with identical bottles and they have never leaked. I don't think the bottle is within the size limit to travel on a plane with, though, so I'd say nix it or transfer it to a smaller bottle.

I finally found a lube that is on an even playing field with my favorite. Think of it like a thicker Sliquid H2o. It's awesome. I love it, my partner loves it, and my sensitive lady bits love it too!