Sassy - gel by Sliquid, LLC - review by sexyscreenname

For Internal Use Only

If you are looking for a thicker, water based lube for anal then this Sassy formula should do the trick. If this was advertised as anything but lube for anal intercourse then I would be thoroughly disappointed with it. That being said, it is worth it if you value the vegan and more natural types of products, but there is a trade off in performance with that. If you are already on board with Sliquid's product philosophy you should thoroughly enjoy using this for anal.
Suited for anal.
Thoughtful ingredients.
Velvety texture.
Cleans up great.
Bad for external use.
Need to be generous with amount applied.
Dries quickly.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This product is going to work best for someone who is looking for a lube for anal intercourse. The ingredients were chosen with people in mind who like vegan, hypoallergenic, and non-toxic types of personal products. This is basically Sliquid's normal water based lube, but beefed up with extra padding/thickness for some extra comfort during anal sex.

Note: I have no professional credentials to discuss these ingredients with authority. I do so as an amateur and provide information to the best of my ability. Always consult with a doctor if you have any concerns about any ingredient.

Sliquid Sassy Booty Gel Ingredients:
-Purified Water
-Plant Cellulose from Cotton (used for its thickening and emulsifying ability)
-Cyamopsis Guar Conditioners (thickens and conditions)
-Potassium Sortbate (preservative, but only inhibits growth of micro organisms, does not kill them)
-Citric Acid (adds some acidity, pH adjuster, sour flavor, some preservative effects)
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Sex
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

It comes out of the bottle like a gel instead of a liquid. It feels like a thin water based lube but with a little added thickness. The texture of the lubricant seems velvety to me. It does start to get sticky with lack of moisture, but with a stringy, glue-like feel and not sugary sticky mess. It does stay in place quite easily and is not a runny lube.
    • Sticky
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

In small amounts there is a small after-smell to it, and for the most part I would consider it unscented. When you use it in large amounts, that after-smell becomes a light tarty/fruity smell. This lube does not taste good. It's not meant to have any taste to it, which it manages for the most part, but there is a sharp sour taste at the end that tastes pretty bad. I would not be interested in using this lube when oral sex is involved, however if some inadvertently got in my mouth I could deal with it and it wouldn't completely kill the mood. (The sour taste could be from the citric acid, but that is a total guess on my part.)
    • Light taste
    • No smell


In the open air when used externally, this lubricant dries up super fast. It dries up so quickly in fact that is practically unusable for that use. But when switching gears for internal use, it maintains a velvety thick consistency for your pleasure. For the best internal performance you do have to be generous with this lube however, but I think most people with anal sex take this approach anyway. First and foremost, this lube performs well for anal intercourse and secondary for vaginal intercourse. You are going to need to stay inserted for consistent performance - if you withdraw even for a short period of time you will probably need to add a little more lube or water/fluids to keep going. This lube falls very flat for any other use like massage, mammary intercourse, oral sex, clitoral masturbation, handjobs, toy play, etc.

This cleans up like a dream, with very little to no residue left on your sin.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural
    • Reapply often


The following information is for the 4.2 oz / 125 ml sized bottle. The bottle the lube comes in is four and a quarter inches tall, and the bottle has a diameter of two inches. The cap simply threads on to the bottle and disperses lubrication through a flip top spout. The label coloring is minimalistic with just a deep pink and white lettering. The bottle is sort of discreet, as most of the writing is in fine print. So at a distance I am not sure if anyone could really tell what it is or not. As for how easy it is to travel with this lube, I guess it depends on how far you go to pack. If you throw this bottle in a sealed baggie and have a place to store it then I am sure it would travel fine. But given its size and the possibility of leakage, I don't think this would go into a purse or pocket.
    • Can be opened with one hand

Special Features

-100% Vegan friendly
-Free of DEA, gluten, glycerine, glycerol, parabens, PEG, propylene glycol, sorbitol, and sulphates.
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  • KrissyNovacaine
    Thanks for the review!
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Thanks for sharing!
  • joiedejouets
    Nice job, thanks for sharing.
  • angel42539
    Great review thank you!
  • surreptitious
    Thank you for the review! I do agree that unless someone recognizes the brand name, the bottle does a pretty good job of remaining discreet (unless inspected closely).
  • sexyscreenname
    Thank you all, appreciate you checking out the review!
  • Wicked Wahine
    Excellent review, covered all the bases, thank you!
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