Sassy - anal lube by Sliquid, LLC - review by Uenvime Diamond

Juicy Booty

Sliquid sassy booty formula is a great choice if you need something thicker, chemical free, and want to feel a bit sassy. If none of the above apply to you then grab the quickest lube and get that quicky girl..OR GUY.. I think I purchased this because I was feeling sassy..NONE THE LESS.. I give it 3 thumbs up and hey I know where I want those thumbs to go..Go get my Sliquid..
It does it's job and even tells you WHERE it wants to do it's job.
Goes quickly, and no one likes a person that goes quick.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Look Ma no hands....Well I got in luck..I found this lube yesterday in my FAV toy store..sorry I couldn't wait for the mail man, it was a hhmmm BACK door rush :) I LOVE IT... I like all my back door visitors to walk in leaving as little chemical foot print as possible and this lube does just that.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

I was glad to see that this lube is a natural product with no unknown chemicals that you can't pronounce. It is a little thicker than I am used to.. WOW first time saying that one.. BUTT it gets the job done quite nicely.. It is a well rounded bottom pleaser, and can do DOUBLE penetrating duties for either the front, the back, or front and back play action.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

I tasted this product BEFORE use and it was pretty tasteless. I have yet to try afterwards and doubt I will be able to provide you that review. Again it is a little thick so you will feel that it is there and the only sound that it gives off is that of an Eden Fantasy when in use.
    • No smell
    • No taste


well here comes the BUMMER..It does not exceed my expectations on performance. I know I know, I was sooo ready for it to win in this area. It is a great thick lube but it will leave you like a bag of Lays. You keep going for more. Sorry Charlie, but this bad girl will have you going to the pump faster than your car's need for gasoline. I tried on both areas and the gel itself..NOT ME :) dried up so quickly. My guy didn't mind adding more because I think this allowed him to catch his breath but I just kept seeing my bottle going down down down. And I can be the only one in the room doing that.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Dries up too fast
    • Reapply often


If you are ready for anal play and are to shy to ask. Just sit the bottle by the remote. I am sure words will not be needed...No need to tip me for that free advice :)
Follow-up commentary
Well, it still is a slippery to dry pain in my ASS to use this product. BUTT I am almost done with the bottle . . . It still doesn't BEAT (oops, that word wasn't meant to be emphasized) Wet's product line. I think I will STICK to Wet's brand. Sorry, this is still a 3 on my scale . . .
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