An oily, cool lube that doesn't mat the pubes. It basically has the texture of vaginal fluids, not the gooey ones but the slicker ones if that makes sense. I mainly use it for sex when I'm too drunk to lubricate much but still want to fuck or even masturbate. The silkiness of it means that it's not just something you put on to prevent a hurt--it's something you put on because it's inherently enjoyable.

If you've ever had that feeling of chapped pussy or dick from sexual friction--or, for me, from using spit as lube--try this! It's moisturizing, I swear. And it's totally flavorless with a nice feeling on the tongue. Since the first time I used lube I used a scented massage oil whose aroma did NOT interact well with the taste of pussy and stuck to me for days, a clean taste is an important feature to me. The lube clarifies the taste of pussy and lets you become almost a connoisseur. It doesn't cover up the taste at all, which is a huge plus for some and a minus for others.

Plus, the company that makes and distributes this lube does a lot of sex education work. They sent a good 500 single-serving packets to the head of feminist club at my college to give away--and they've been doing this for at least two years! If you care about ethical buying, that's definitely going to be a huge plus for you. (Incidentally, I don't think I've ever paid for an item I've reviewed here. I still get free lube from feminist club, and I like it better than anything I've tried! The god of sex toys must love me!)

A 2.5 oz bottle is cheap and long lasting. I personally use about half of what they recommend for a single serving per sex act.

This has long since run out, but it never got gunky or thick with age. What can I say? Buy a bigger bottle!