Speeding bullets armor piercing - bullet vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by Newlyinclined

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This vibe is something that I always remember to pack with me on trips. Though I wouldn't want to use her in a public restroom or a bathroom with thin walls or doors--she's too loud for that! Her strong vibrations, great size, and feel are really a plus, despite the noise.
Strong thuddy vibes, smooth feel, very portable (even in box)
Not really waterproof, needs new batteries very often
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The Speeding Bullets armor piercing is a surprisingly strong little bullet-vibe.

She's made out of plastic, but her surface has a smooth *almost* velvety--not quite-- feel to it. Size-wise she's quite small, maybe as large as a (and easily chucked into a bag even when she's in her box) and her shape has some very smooth curves as she flares out a bit before tapering to a round tip. I didn't notice any odd smells coming from her when I took her out of the box and certainly haven't noticed any smells after using her a few times.

This bullet vibe comes with a set of 3 watch batteries already in it--I was delighted to find that underneath her packaging there was another set of fresh replacement batteries! Thank goodness, because SBAP runs out of batteries very quickly. I'd say she has less than an hour's run time. This is one vibe that you want to remember to take the batteries out of after each use to conserve energy. To replace batteries, just unscrew the bottom end and shake out the first battery. The last two are harder to just shake out, but luckily all three batteries are contained in a sort of plastic sheath that you can just pick out of the compartment. Then you can just poke or shake the last two batteries.

The description of SBAP says that she is water-proof, but I haven't had the chance to test her for that yet. I can say that washing her after use, I've noticed a bit of wetness get into the compartment--so I wouldn't say that her design is very waterproof.

SBAP comes in a very cute plastic box that is just a little longer than she is. There are no images, but there's a lot of script-like text of her name and descriptions/summaries of her. After popping open the box, SBAP's nestled in a plastic bed. This makes for a very nice storage box to keep SBAP in when you're not using her. You can even store your extra batteries under the plastic bed like Evolved Novelties has done!

As for functions, SBAP has 5 different functions. The first two being straight vibrations, one stronger than the other. The next three are different patterns and pulses. Even on her first and lowest setting, SBAP's vibrations were stronger than my traditional vibrator. Her vibrations give a more intense and thuddy feel. Also her vibrations while strong throughout the entire body are almost pin-point at her tip. You turn on, cycle through settings, and turn her off by pressing the jelly-like button on her end. The first press will bring her to life on the first setting and the sixth push will turn her off.

One detracting thing about SBAP is her loudness. I get nervous if I use her in a bathroom (even just a one-person bathroom) because her vibrations are so loud. I'm scared that she might be heard outside of the door or dorm walls. I definitely wouldn't use her if there were other people standing close by or outside.

I would only recommend SBAP for external use. She is very nice on breasts and on the clitoris. Her insertable length is only two inches or so; while it gives a pleasant feeling, it wasn't enough to do anything for me. Using her on my clitoris though, wow, I was bucking in seconds and almost all of my orgasms with her end up with me feeling on the verge of gushing (something that hasn't been accomplished since my first O, so I'm very impressed).

To clean SBAP, just wash her under warm water and use anti-bacterial soap or a toy cleaner. Store her somewhere without lint--this is where her box comes in handy--because even though she is smooth, she can attract some lint.
I've had her for a few months now and, without fail, she makes me come quick, hard, and fast every single time I use her. I've learned to just pop her into a bag with me (and some replacement batteries) whenever I go on trips away from school.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
  • Sammi
    Good review!
  • Newlyinclined
    Thank you! I'm trying to get the hang of writing these reviews
  • Bravo
    Thanks for the review!

  • GlacVic
    good review, thanks
  • Kaltir
    Thanks for the review
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