Oscillating massager discontinued
by Advanced response corp.

Looks Like A Toothbrush, Feels Like Heaven.

Whether you are new to clitoral masturbation or a old pro; whether you achieve orgasms quickly or have to work hard for every one; whether you are a power-queen or sensitive sally... the Eroscillator will please almost every woman.
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Pros
Electric powered w/12 ft. cord.
Oscillates.
Never loses power.
Many attachment options.
Cons
Electric powered (depends on how you look at it!).
Ugly.
Expensive.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
**Review of Top Deluxe package which includes a power boost motor & additional attachments**

USE

Close your eyes and imagine a vibrator that is so gentle, yet powerful, it will give some of the most-powerful orgasms you have ever had… only its not a vibrator. Its an oscillator. And you'll truly want to close your eyes because its butt-ugly. It could be compared to a date brought home after a night of bar-hopping and hard-drinking… under the covers its a 10, but in the light of day its only a 2! Best use is newbie to pro clitoral stimulation, though she does feel nice against the nipples and perineum too. Dr. Ruth touted that the Eroscillator could coax an orgasm from almost every woman, even those who've never orgasmed before. I think she might be right.
 
MATERIAL / TEXTURE

The Eroscillator has no taste or smell. The attachments are semi-firm with some give and feel smooth with a slight drag, similar to silicone with various designs intended to add texture. The base is smooth plastic with ridges that make gripping easy. I do wish that the control had a different texture so it was more easily differentiated from the base. The attachments are silicon-coated TPR, excepting the soft-finger attachment which is silicon-elastomer. All pieces are body-safe.
 
 
DESIGN / SHAPE

Yes, it looks like an oversized bronze electric-toothbrush. I could spend all day making suggestions to improve the appearance, but you know what? I couldn't think of one thing that would give me better orgasms, and thats the bottom line.
The base is 8" long and attachments are an additional 2-3", diameter is 1 1/2". For those used to palm-sized vibrators this may seem large, but I find that it makes it easier for use with a partner. It would also help those who have shorter arms or bigger tummies. And at only half a pound, its not heavy. Unfortunately, because of its large size, its not going to tuck into a purse or sit out unnoticed. I like to disconnect the base from the jack-pin and hide the base and attachments in my dresser.
The Eroscillator plugs into the wall with a 12-foot cord thats removable via the jack-pin at the base of the toy. This is so nice because if you have it plugged into an inaccessible outlet (like under the bed) you don't have to keep removing it from the outlet to be cleaned. World travelers fear not, adapters for other countries can be purchased from the company for around $30. I find that the cord is long enough that I have no trouble reaching my bits. Although it may not be quite as mobile as its rechargeable counterparts, it makes up for it in the fact that it will never run out of charge or lose intensity.
 
FUNCTIONS / PERFORMANCE

If this toy was an actress, it would be Meryl Streep because although its not that stunning to look at, it delivers one hell of a performance every time. Every time. On first assessment the oscillations feel nearly like regular deeply thrumming, low-frequency vibrations. The difference is that unlike vibrators that randomly pound toward the path of least resistance, the oscillations are a side to side swinging motion, much like placing your finger on your clit and moving it back and forth- at a speed of 7200 oscillations per minute. Intensity is comparable to a strong bullet with 3 speeds that increase from a mild thrum to strong throb. The oscillations feel deeper than traditional vibes, but the real joy is the end result. Whether you are aware of it or not, traditional vibrators will temporarily numb the clitoris resulting in a dulled orgasm. The Eroscillator does not cause numbing and the orgasms are so powerful its almost unbearable. And this comes from a confirmed power-queen.
The control is straight forward; there is one sliding switch that runs the length of the base, sliding upwards to change speeds. Unfortunately, the switch can be accidentally moved during use. I find it works best to place my thumb on the recessed area that the switch would move to when the speed is changed.
When I first received my Eroscillator it was whisper-quiet and could be used while I was in bed with my husband with the fan on and he was completely unaware. However, as I've had this toy for several months I have found that its a bit louder. Still not be detectable through a closed door, but would definitely be heard by someone in the same room. I believe this is due to a loosening of the attachment joint rather than the motor itself. And although this issue is worse with some attachments more than others, it does seem to be consistently louder when I received it.
Experience
ATTACHMENTS

Ultra-soft Fingertip- perfect for sensitive clits, its also referred to as the “marshmallow”. Not only does it look like a marshmallow, it mimics a marshmallow's squishy softness.
The Golden Spoon- does look like a spoon, although I find that it is a bit too small and shallow to cradle my clit. The back of the spoon is flat to diffuse the 8 small nobs that protrude for texture.
French Legionnaire's Mustache- bulbous with nylon “whiskers” coming out either side, its easy to see why this is called a mustache. I was pleasantly surprised that the rounded smoothness of the “nose” gently seduced my clit, while the ‘stache massaged my labia with feather soft strokes.
Seven Pearl's- only attachment intended for insertion, this piece can be inserted into either the vagina or rear. Be warned however, it does not have a flared base and I hate to think of what would happen if it were to dislodge from the unit. I did try inserting this but I found that it was awkward to hold the base and far too small in length and diameter to provide much internal stimulation. The graduated balls do feel nice sliding over the clit and I use it quite often that way.
Grapes & Cockscomb- probably my favorite attachment. It is not only the most unique, but also has the most texture. The grape side is… well… like a cluster of grapes. The grapes are larger nubs than any of the other attachments and clustered together to create a strong sensation. The cockscomb is like a comb coming down with light ribbed texture that can be placed on either side of the clit to create a flicking sensation.
Ball & Cup- the Cup is hallowed out deeper than the Golden Spoon, but is a bit shorter. It does not cradle my entire clit, but will cradle the hood for a very strong sensation. It does fit perfectly over nipples and is the one suggested for use on the penis, just below the frenulum. The Ball has three large, widely-spaced nubs that dance over the clit, but can be a bit more direct than the back of the Golden Spoon.
G-Point- available for purchase separately. I do not own this attachment.

CARE AND MAINTANCE

The Eroscillator is compatible with water-based and oil lubes. I have successfully used Millennium-ID silicone lube, however the use of silicone lube would not be recommended as it could react with chemicals and cause a melting reaction. If you would like to try a silicone lube, test it on a inconspicuous spot first. Remove the cord from the base for cleaning and wipe the base down with toy-cleaner or run under warm water taking care not to get water in the plug. The attachments can be washed, boiled, or even dipped in a 10% bleach solution to sanitize. The Eroscillator base does not collect lint at all, and the attachments only a minimal amount. Therefore, only a small toy bag to hold the attachments is necessary.
Please note that the included plug will correspond to the country the Eroscillator is purchased from. So be sure that if you are purchasing this toy from overseas that the plug will be compatible with your outlet.
Follow-up commentary
If there was an option for "I still LOVE it", I'd have choosen that one for sure! I can't even begin to explain how deep this love affair goes. I'm pretty sure no other clit toy will ever stack up against this one (not that it keeps me from trying), and I can't imagine masturbation without it. I've had it for a year and a half now and my devotion has never waned. And if the sad day comes that it ever breaks, you can bet your ass that I will be on the computer replacing it THAT DAY. The thought of one day without this toy (or rather, the orgasms it gives) is too scary to contemplate.
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My Eroscillator 2 plus tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Electric powered
    • Many attachments
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
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  • Contributor: Jobthingy
    "It could be compared to a date brought home after a night of bar-hopping and hard-drinking… under the covers its a 10, but in the light of day its only a 2!"

    OMG that cracked me up! Great review. And yes it is bloody ugly, but it sound incredible!
  • Contributor: Pleasure Piratess
    Thanks! And it really is incredible, just close your eyes when you use it ;-)
  • Contributor: mllebeauty
    I have heard so many great things about the Eroscillator. Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Kayla
    It's a great review. I always think I might like this, but then I read reviews and know it isn't for me.
  • Contributor: namelesschaos
    Good review. Although I'm a guy I'm still curious about this toy, I want to see how oscillations compare to vibration on my gland (which i refer to as the clit like sexual mutant).
  • Contributor: Love Buzz
    I've looked and almost lusted after this, but have always worried about the possible issues with it fitting Australian power sockets. Thanks for the amazing Review
  • Contributor: Selective Sensualist
    I wish EF would carry the Top Deluxe package with the power boost! It would top my Wish List if they did . . . Nice review!
  • Contributor: ScottA
    Good review.
  • Contributor: Booty Boop
    great review, it left me laughing and wanting it!
  • Contributor: pinkcupcakes
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Pleasure Piratess
    Thank you! I've had it over 6 months now and I still love it. If I were forced to throw all the others away and save only one... this would still be it.
  • Contributor: LavenderSkies
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: EJ
    I'm with you, Pleasure Piratess; we've had our Eroscillator for about ten years, and it's still our favorite.
  • Contributor: sweet seduction
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: unfulfilled
    The review was fun. Thank you. I've got it added to my wishlist.
  • Contributor: cheesewizz
    nice review
  • Contributor: FoxyRoxy
    I wonder if this toy would be less ugly if they made it in a different color. And your absolutely right, it looks horrendous! But I wonder if it was blue or red, it would look less alien.
  • Contributor: Pleasure Piratess
    I think so. The company has to have heard this comment... I'm not really sure why they wouldn't have changed it by now??
  • Contributor: Gracie
    I loved your review. The Meryl Streep of vibrators. I can't make up my mind if I want this or not!
  • Contributor: mrssnyder
    nice review
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