Speeding bullets armor piercing - bullet vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by ~miss.heather~

Zero to OOHHH in under 5 minutes!!!!!

The Armor Piercing Bullet from Evolved Novelties is a powerhouse of vibrating ecstasy in a small, discreet, convenient toy. Because it has easy to use controls and strong vibrations, this toy would be ideal for a beginner to sex toys as well as the experienced buyer. Also because it's waterproof and made from non-porous and phthalates-free material, I would recommended this toy to anyone looking for a good bullet vibrator.
Strong vibrations, discreet size, easy to use controls.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This extremely discreet and high powered bullet will provided clitoral and vaginal stimulation for any level of user. The Armor Piercing Bullet from Evolved Novelties specifically states that this toy is designed for external use only. This bullet provides for great clitoral stimulation, as well as massaging your vulva. I have also used this little vibe to get a nice rise out of my boyfriend, rubbing the tip of the vibrator along the ridge of the head of his penis, lightly run across his balls and even held in my hand while giving him a hand job. Not only has is this a great toy for foreplay, it is wonderful for clitoral stimulation alone, with another toy or partner penetrating you. It also works wonders in getting out those tense knots in your neck and back, given the pointy tip of this bullet will massage and vibrate those muscles to the point of relaxation. Please do not use this toy anally as there is no tapered base, this toy would be extremely easy to loose, resulting in an uncomfortable visit to the doctor.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Long / extended session
    • Teasing a partner
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The Armor Piercing bullet is made of hard plastic,a non-porous and phthalates-free material. It is a firm smooth toy, yet it does seem to have a bit of a velvety feel to it compared to other hard plastic toys I have. When you open up the box there is no odor or smell to this toy.
There is a slightly noticeable seam that runs the down the center of the toy, which seems to be where the top and the bottom part of the mold used to make this toy met. While it is visibly noticeable and slightly noticeable when you run your finger along the toy, I did not feel or notice this slight seam at all while using the vibe.

Design / Shape / Size

The design of this toy is optimal for clitoral stimulation, it starts with a rounded tip that tapers into a larger head, then back down to a skinnier shaft. The overall length of this bullet is about 2 1/2" with a circumference of 2 1/2" at the widest point of the "head", with the controls located at the bottom of the bullet. There is a cap at the bottom where the control button is located that screws off for you to insert the batteries. You will notice when you take the cap off at the bottom of the threads there is a clear plastic O-ring that keeps this toy from taking on water while you enjoy in the bathtub or shower. Make sure not to loose this ring while cleaning or it will no longer be waterproof. Also with the rounded pointed this bullet does wonders at loosening up tight sore muscles! A very discreet toy, this would be wonderful as your "purse toy" just throw in your bag and go, small enough to even put in your pocket.

Functions / Performance / Controls

For a vibe powered by three little watch batteries, this bullet has amazing vibrations. The vibrations are mainly concentrated at the very point or tip of the toy and can be felt through the entire shaft. It has five different functions that are controlled by a push button on the bottom of the vibe. The first push of the button is about a medium vibration, with the second push being a fairly strong vibration. The third push of the button will give you a pulsating vibration with the fourth push giving you a very rapid pulsation. The fifth and final push of the control will give you a different pulsation a short vibration followed by a longer vibration, Buzz, Buzzzzzzz. One more push of the button and it turns the toy off completely. With five different functions, there is one for every type of stimulation, if it simply be for a quick play session alone for foreplay or teasing, there is something for everyone in this pocket size powerhouse.

Now the push button seems to be made of maybe a silicone-type material that is easy to push without your finger slippy and sliding off. With the controls being on the bottom, you have no issues with it changing functions unintentionally, while in use. The only downfall with the controls is there is no way to turn off without clicking through all the functions. This little vibe is completely waterproof, and makes and ideal shower or bath buddy. It loses none of its vibration strength while submersed in water. As far as noise this toy is no louder than your cell phone vibrating, so your roommates and neighbors would be none the wiser, while you were using this.

Care and Maintenance

Being made of hard plastic and waterproof, clean up is simple; either wash with anti-bacterial soap and water or wipe down with some isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol), pat or air dry and viola, all clean.


Packaged in a small clear plastic box, this bullet from Evolved Novitiates does not scream sex toy (of course if you own one, you will know what it is). The box describes it as a massager and one side of it is clear, giving you a peak at the bullet. Two sides describe the toy and give warnings and intended use. Slide out the black plastic insert that the bullet is placed in and pull out the vibe and the plastic sleeve that it is set in and underneath you will see an extra set of batteries. Not only does this bullet come preloaded with batteries, they also give you a second set!

Personal comments

This is a wonderful toy all around, given its small un-intimidating size and strong vibrations this would make a great toy for the beginners and a great addition to the toybox of the advanced toy buyer.

We have been playing with this toy A LOT since it came to the door and the power has not diminished one bit, it seems that it will last a long time on the batteries that come pre-installed in the toy. Also as I have read in reviews of similar toys there have been remarks about them becoming hot after prolonged use. This bullet has not even gotten warm, let alone hot and we have used on stiff muscles (in the back), as well as other stiff muscles and my lady parts for quite an extended period of time.


I was quite surprised at how strong the vibrations from this toy were. Once it arrived, I wiped it down and took her for a test spin, and let me tell you what she had me moaning in five minutes flat. I personally think I take a strong vibration to get off from clit stimulation alone, and boy did this Armor Piercing Bullet do it for me. After playing around and testing the different functions I settled with the second setting the higher steady vibration and rubbed and massaged her on my clit. Yep,in no time at all I was coming. We also used her on my boyfriend, vibrating the head of his penis, his balls and perineum. The vibrations had him hard and ready for me in a flash!!!!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • MuffysPinguLove
    Another great review! I don't know where you find the time to write so many! Keep up the good work!
  • ~miss.heather~
    Thank you again MuffysPinguLove!!! Big smile
  • Sir
    Sadly, the plastic ring did not keep mine waterproof. In fact, it didn't do anything at all. Great review!
  • ~miss.heather~
    @Sir, well that sucks did it ruin it all together? I will have to be careful with mine during bath-time fun, sorry it didn't work so good for you! Sad face
    But thank you for the comment!!!!
  • joja
    All that power in such a little bullet! I'm very excited about this one.
  • Chaeri2008
    wow good review i think i want to get one of these
  • tits only
    Nice job on review
  • Bravo
    Thanks for the review!

  • Beck
    Thanks for great review!
  • GlacVic
    good review, thanks
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for the great review. I have been looking for a wire free, vaginal bullet to wear in me, when hubby is taking me anally. Sounds like this might do the trick, but it has such MIXED reviews???
  • xjonxthexgreenx
    thanks for the review
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