Rest assured, ladies, Fox News has got this Valentine's Day thing in the bag. Just ask Ian Kerner, sex therapist, New York Times best-selling author, and writer of A Guy's Guide to Hot Valentine's Day Sex.
Kerner suggests men looking to get lucky pick up window cleaner and dish washing liquid on their way home. He calls it “choreplay,” and says studies show women are happier and more relaxed when their men pitch in with the housework and child rearing.
Ya don't say? Because we always thought our gal pals liked it when their dudes left everything for them to do.
While you're shopping for the perfect cleaning product, stop by the pharmacy for some arousal gel, just in case your once-a-year housecleaning spree doesn't get the romance flowing. And don't forget to snag a bottle of champagne and some chocolate to drug your wife, if that doesn't work. Champagne, because it works faster than wine, and chocolate because it produces the same chemical the brain produces when a person is infatuated.
We're patiently awaiting the backlash. With such gems as “Take a cuddle for the team.” There's bound to be one.
Kerner suggests men looking to get lucky pick up window cleaner and dish washing liquid on their way home. He calls it “choreplay,” and says studies show women are happier and more relaxed when their men pitch in with the housework and child rearing.
Ya don't say? Because we always thought our gal pals liked it when their dudes left everything for them to do.
While you're shopping for the perfect cleaning product, stop by the pharmacy for some arousal gel, just in case your once-a-year housecleaning spree doesn't get the romance flowing. And don't forget to snag a bottle of champagne and some chocolate to drug your wife, if that doesn't work. Champagne, because it works faster than wine, and chocolate because it produces the same chemical the brain produces when a person is infatuated.
We're patiently awaiting the backlash. With such gems as “Take a cuddle for the team.” There's bound to be one.