Arrr, ya swarthy sea dog, find the love that will soften even the most barnacled hull by signing up at Sea Captain Date—the online dating service for, yes, Sea Captains.
Nerve has done an in-depth story on the salty dating site, which promises to hook up the grizzled veterans of the sea with pretty landlubbers for fun and romance, calling it the “Greatest Dating Site of All Time.” Online since 2007, Sea Captain Date itself proclaims that it is “the only place for Sea Captains to connect with men and women who share a love of the ocean. With thousands of Captains already online, SeaCaptainDate.com is the “destination for romance on the seven seas!” Because, of course, it’s a lot easier to get keel-hauled or walk the plank out on the high seas than it is to meet women, apparently.
As one sea captain user said, “My mistress may be the sea, but the thing is ... that's just an expression.” So polish that cutlass, whip out your pirate-speak dictionaries and check out your treasure map—X marks the spot.
Nerve has done an in-depth story on the salty dating site, which promises to hook up the grizzled veterans of the sea with pretty landlubbers for fun and romance, calling it the “Greatest Dating Site of All Time.” Online since 2007, Sea Captain Date itself proclaims that it is “the only place for Sea Captains to connect with men and women who share a love of the ocean. With thousands of Captains already online, SeaCaptainDate.com is the “destination for romance on the seven seas!” Because, of course, it’s a lot easier to get keel-hauled or walk the plank out on the high seas than it is to meet women, apparently.
As one sea captain user said, “My mistress may be the sea, but the thing is ... that's just an expression.” So polish that cutlass, whip out your pirate-speak dictionaries and check out your treasure map—X marks the spot.
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