"Oh, Edward!"

Vamp is your perfect realistically molded dildo - with a glittery finish as a bonus. Made out of silicone, he's perfect for room temperature or cool play, and can easily be cleaned and sterilized.
Realistic details and dimensions, smooth, glittery finish, silicone material.
Very firm - perhaps too firm?
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I have had my eye on the Vamp dildo ever since I first discovered its existence about a year ago. At first I laughed it off as a silly novelty, something to get the teenage Edward Cullen fan girls in a tizzy. But the more I thought about it, the more I wanted it. Yes, I like Twilight (but for the record, I didn't intend to; I bought the first book just to see what all the fuss was about... and got hooked), and yes I have read all four books, have seen all three movies (in the theater, on opening night *cough*), and have all three soundtracks. Oh, and I even have a Team Edward shirt. But I am not a fan girl. Yet... I wanted a sparkly dildo. What can I say? I like glitter.

Vamp is a realistically styled dildo -- meaning it has the defined head, frenulum, veins, etc -- though the realism stops where the glitter starts. In defense of Vamp, his glitter is more of a fine, illuminating coating -- more sparkle and shimmer than actual chunky glitter. He is made out of pure silicone (safety first, boys and girls - silicone rates at a 10 on the Material Safety scale!), and features a base that makes him equipped for use with a harness and safe for anal use. Vamp is six and three quarter inches in length -- just perfect for those more into "realistically sized" dildos than some of the behemoths out there and has a five inch circumference. He's pretty hefty, however, weighing in at 10.5 oz -- that's almost three quarters of a pound of sparkly cock goodness!

I want to love Vamp. I really do. He's pretty and glittery and realistically designed and sized and he sparkles, goddammit. He sparkles! If you know me, you know that I love anything sparkly. Glitter makes everything better. But... Vamp is almost too firm. I'm all for realistic, but real penises have a bit of "give", know what I mean? Vamp doesn't. While I greatly enjoy using him for vaginal penetration, he's firm enough that orgasms are pleasurable yet painful (think "Ooh... ow... ooh... ack!"). So, while I will certainly bring Vamp out to play every now and again, he probably won't be my go-to dildo, simply because he's overly firm -- for me, anyway.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Vamp tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vagina
  • Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura
    That's too bad about the firmness. That would be a problem for me, I think. Great review!
  • Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura
    Oh, just noticed the title! Hahaha. Nice.
  • Contributor: Waterfall
    Very good review
    Sorry the Vamp is too firm for you, I have one and it has a nice amount of give to it. Maybe the firmness varies with each piece?
  • Contributor: Minxy
    I think I would have a problem with the firmness and the rim of the head. Thanks for the honest review!
  • Contributor: Bunnycups
    Thanks for posting pictures of the Vamp in your review.
  • Contributor: queertastic
    Thanks for being honest in your review. As others have mentioned, the firmness would bother me as well.
  • Contributor: Kimbertrees
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Selective Sensualist
    Too bad it's not softer (I'm surprised you rated it 5 stars!). Thanks for the heads-up. I think I'll pass on this one.
  • Contributor: Lady Venus
    The glitter had me sold! LOL great review!
  • Contributor: Nightcrawler
  • Contributor: TheSexista
    That sucks it is to firm. I too love anything sparkly and he looks nice, but I do not think i would enjoy him being so firm!
  • Contributor: Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Choolz
    Love the title haha! Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Drifter86
  • Contributor: Falsepast
    Oh my gawd thanks for the pics. Now i can see it actually DOES sparkle
  • Contributor: cottonxcandy
    Thanks for the amazing photos!!!
  • Contributor: MistressDandelion
    Thanks for the pictures
  • Contributor: Double Analysis
    Thanks for including pictures!
  • Contributor: libbyv
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Milledge79
    Great review and awesome pics too. I guess I'll be finding out myself if I like firmness I ordered the vamp last night. But knowing me I would care less I've had my eye on this since it first came out.
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