Mr. Limpy small - sex toy by Fleshlight - review by Arren

Sweet Jeebus it's the size of a small pony.

Decent if you're looking to pack for play or show but probaly not the one you want if you're looking to pack and pass as it sits a little funny because of the thin balls.
Feels real through pants, makes you look huge.
Not as well crafted as some of its competition, makes you look huge.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Alright, so not really but cripes on toast this thing is huge. Honestly, something this long should be usable for insertion. 6" in total with a would-be 5 1/4" insertable length is the size of the average erect penis, not a flaccid one.

It's alright I suppose in the long run. I mean, you can stuff it in your pants and it will feel and look like you have a cock...a very large cock but a cock just the same. I find it rather a pain to pack with since the shaft is so long. You have to tuck it off to the side if you don't want the head of the cock chaffing the insides of your thighs. I'm sure that changes if you're using an actual packing strap but I pack with underwear. Also, if you're packing with something like the Mr. Right packing strap, do keep in mind that this line of packing cocks is particularly floppy so it will sag at the top since there is no support to hold the top of the cock to the back of the packing strap.

Compared to its smaller brother, the Mr. Limpy extra small, it's also not as well crafted (?perhaps I got one with some serious defects?) Here's what I mean; The Mr Limpy extra small has loads of dermal ridging and all sorts of minute little detailing that helps it feel and look more realistic. The Mr Limpy small, by comparison, has very few dermal ridges or little details and you don't really realize what a huge difference this makes until you have them side by side.

And another thing, the Mr Limpy small's balls are thin coming in at 3/4" from the back of the balls to the front of the balls while the Mr. Limpy extra small comes in at a nice even inch, I know this doesn't matter to everyone, my only issue with it is that, while packing with underwear, or even with a strap, thicker balls help a packer to sit more naturally. Let's face it, if you're female and you're packing, it doesn't really matter how much you adjust or what you're using to keep your cock in place you will never get it just right because, well, you're not male. I would also like to note here that given all of the really weird and really deep ridges in my "small" Mr. Limpy that all of these issues may simply be a matter of me receiving a packer that was poorly molded.

As far as bulges go the extra small of this variety actually provides a more realistic bulge since, you know, it's more realistic in size and stuff but if you're looking for something that will give the impression that you're hung like some large, previously undiscovered, mammal this one might just be the right choice for you.

Personally, I'm not all that fond of it. I did have someone point out to me though that those preferences change from circumstance to circumstance and the fact that I am trans means that I'll more than likely want something average looking while someone who packs for play or show may want something that makes them appear to be better endowed.

A note about care: This product is made by flesh light which means NO SOAP. To clean it just rinse it off under some warm water (daily) and if you want a deeper clean (good about once a week) use rubbing alcohol. Pat dry and let sit until completely dry then dust with corn starch to keep it from getting tacky (daily). If it gets too tacky it will stick to itself and cause the "skin" to develop little tears.
If you end up getting this one, I've found that the best way to pack it is to shift the shaft off to one side of the balls a little bit otherwise it ends up between your legs and gets uncomfortable.
Follow-up commentary
It is a sad state of affairs that how much I like this packer has to do with what other people think of it, but I suppose that makes sense in a way. The use of a soft packer like this one, particularly in my case, has a lot to do with what is conceptual. Having someone in my life who cares and notices makes a big difference.

That said, it is still something that is rarely used in my case simply because it is so long and unrealistic looking.

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Mr. Limpy small tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
  • BBW Talks Toys
    This isn't a product I would have need for, but I enjoy reading reviews; and when browsing dildos it's always in the browser, so I'm glad I got to read more about it! Great job!

  • deadpoet
    great review
  • Shellz31
    Great review. I have the large one - it was the only size the site I bought it from had. But I didn't want it for packing - its so soft I enjoy just squeezing it like one of those stress balls. I know it says not to clean this with soap but I took mine into a bubble bath (a couple of months ago) to play with (externally of course) and its perfectly fine. Neither the bubbles or body wash has done any damage. I haven't bothered with the cornstarch either. Because it's not a 'loved' usable toy for me, I haven't worried about particular care. I will note though - this one does tend to leech some oil. I had it sitting up against a cardboard box originally and the box ended up with small oil patches on it. So I would sit this next to anything that can absorb oil.
  • Shellz31
    Opps - wouldn't sit this next to anything that can absorb oil*
  • Sera
    Great review, Arren!
  • Airen Wolf
    So even packing you can be proud of your junk! This would frighten me if I felt it through a pair of jeans. Excellent review.
  • Isabel0329
    I love packing cocks! They're so much fun to play with. I wish there was some way to make them erect cause that would just be fricken cool. Great review!
  • Sammi
    Great review!
  • Selective Sensualist
    Great job on this review!
  • Rawhide
    Excellent review!
  • The Curious Couple
    Great review, thank you!
  • GONE!
    Awesome review, thanks!
  • jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
  • Alx
    thanks for a great review!
  • LuciFaery
    Thanks for the review!
  • Heatherbipoly
    ty great review
  • Thomas90
    Thanks for the review!
  • britanny0620
    Thanks for the review :3
  • r00ster
    Thanks for the review
  • KimberlyFDR
    I think I'm one of the few that don't find the bulge of this one too big
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