Crystal jellies ballsy cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by SydVicious

This big rig can drive down my highway anytime!

This is a wonderful addition to any toy box. It's a good product at a great price. You will enjoy it alone or with a partner. Just be sure clean and store it properly to keep yourself safe.
Perfect size and color, waterproof and hands free.
Smelly at first.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This is my first realistic dildo, so I wasn't sure what to expect. This bad boy comes equipped with a suction cup at the base so you can use it as a hand held or stick it to a hard flat surface. The Suction cup works very well, I didn't have any problems with it moving around. I was able to go hands free with no problem.

I also used it with a partner as a hand held dildo. I think my husband was a little surprised at first because it has a little more beef to it that any of my other toys, but we got the hand of it very quickly and my husband really enjoyed using the more realistic style dildo on me.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Shower

Material / Texture

The first thing I noticed when taking it out of the package was the smell. It's got a terrible plastic smell. I washed it several times before the first use and even after using it and washing it several times it still has that plastic smell, but it's a lot more mild.

It's got a great realistic look, and the Sil-a-gel material that it is made out of has a great soft but not too soft feel. Sil-a-gel is anti bacterial but with a little research I have read that Jelly type toys can absorb bacteria. They also cannot be sterilized so you should take extra care in cleaning and storing this toy.

Design / Shape / Size

This guy is a great size for me at 6 inches. I did have to be careful of sitting completely down on it, as it was just a little uncomfortable at times. The circumference at 5.5 inches is the perfect size for someone who wants thick but not too thick.

This toy is not really suited for travel or discretion, it's large and in charge. I have the purple version and it's a beautiful color, very bright and cheerful. I like the colorful colors compared to the skin tone colors, but that's just my preference.


The size and color are great, I love the suction cup base. I don't know how often I'll use that feature but it's great to have that option. The safety of the jelly material is a bit of a concern, but with proper care there should be no problem.

Care and Maintenance

As I stated before jelly requires a little extra care. Use warm water and a toy cleaner and store in a cool dark place. I think I'm going to keep mine in the original packaging to keep the jelly as clean as possible.

Your best bet for lubes is a water or silicone based product. If you are going to share this product be sure to use a condom each time to avoid absorption of bacteria.


I really liked the packaging on this toy. It's a clear plastic box with a pull out tray that holds the dildo. You can see exactly what you are getting right from the start.

Also, as a side note this product is made in the USA. That's a great thing to see these days where everything is imported. :)
Follow-up commentary
This has become one of my favorite toys. It's got a great size and fits on my liberator wing. I use it all the time... I heart this toy!
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  • ......
    Pretty good review!
  • Anastasia's Heaven
    Really good review! Thanks!
  • ToyingCouple
    Nice job covering this dildo!
  • SydVicious
    Thanks you guy, I really appreciate it. Big smile
  • Sir
    Very good review, SydVicious.
  • Sammi
    The size looks nice - too bad about the smell Smile
  • LicentiouslyYours
    Nice review Smile
  • ? Amanda ?
    Great job, I think I want one!
  • Ms.KLong
    I've been thinking about getting a toy like this with a suction cup... great review!
  • SydVicious
    Thanks everyone!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    I don't know how I missed this one first time around. Good review Syd.
  • Virago
    Thank you so much for comparing the two side-by-side!
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review and video!
  • Strider
    Thank you for the review.
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