MiMi - discreet massager by Je Joue - review by cherryredhead88


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The Most Precious Stone

MiMi is soft, sensual, and luxurious. She is a piece to be coveted by all. Sure she is small, but less is more. Sure she is virtually silent, but the quiet ones are the ones to watch out for.
Deep, strong vibrations; silicone; rechargeable; small size; well worth the splurge.
Charging dock could be stronger.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
MiMi is a wonderful clitoral vibrator with strong, deep vibrations and somewhat pinpoint stimulation. It is a smaller vibe that fits in the palm of your hand and can be taken virtually anywhere due to its discreetness. This is the perfect clitoral vibrator for any woman because it has many different levels of vibrations and it's rechargeable, so no fumbling with batteries.

MiMi is shaped somewhat like a flattened stone and fits in the palm of your hand. It is about 4" long, 2" wide, and a little less than an inch thick. She is made of super soft, supple silicone that feels silky smooth when dragged across the skin. Water based lubes can help take some of that drag away, but don't use silicone lubes because you can ruin her.

My MiMi is a deep sensual purple but they also come in rose, pink, and black. The rose is more of a pink to me, and the pink is more like a baby pink. It's a bit softer and a little less bright than the rose color. The purple one I have reminds me of a classy wine for some reason, it makes me feel oh so luxurious!

The vibrations provided by MiMi are unsurpassed by that of even my Fairy Wand. Although the Fairy Wand has deep rumbling vibrations, MiMi has much deeper vibrations that you can feel all the way to your core. It starts off slow and distinct with most of the vibration concentrated in the tip. Simply a low, steady hum.

Push the plus button for 2 seconds to turn it on, and push it again to cycle through the functions:

*5 Steady Functions*

1)Low, steady aforementioned hum,
2)Deeper, stronger "low" vibration
3)Deeper, faster, stronger, "medium" vibration
4)Faster, stronger, steady "high" vibration
5)Gloriously strong, steady vibration (can you tell which is my fav?)

*5 Pulsation Functions*

1)Lighter, strong, fast pulsation
2)Light, strong, quicker pulsation
3)Strong, deep, escalation
4)Strong frequent pulsation
5)Crazy, strong all over pulsation

*Technique/Sound Level*
Now I had a real hard time deciding on MiMi because a lot of women don't like the angle of stimulation- lack of pinpoint stimulation is the only con I got when debating my purchase of her. I find that I can use the edge well for pinpoint stimulation. Granted it isn't as pinpoint as I would prefer, but I can definitely make it work. There is the option of using the tip for pinpoint stimulation, or laying her flat and using the broader side to stroke the clitoris (this almost mimics a tongue better than the actual Tongue).

This thing is super quiet. It can't be heard unless you turn it on and put it on a hard surface. It will make a very low humming sound, but even on its highest setting there is absolutely no way anyone is going to hear this thing unless they are right next to you.

*Care and Feeding*
MiMi is a very luxurious vibrator, and has the ability to make you feel like you are lying in a penthouse suite on top of the Hilton. In return she should be well taken care of. Luckily she is low maintenance and super easy to keep.

Silicone is the best material here on Eden. It is a 10/10 along with glass and stainless steel. It is fully sterilizable and can be wiped clean with a simple washrag or wipe. Silicone can be boiled to sanitize and MiMi is waterproof, but I would not suggest boiling her or throwing her in the dishwasher due to the motor.

She can be fully submersed but I wouldn't trust high temperatures, just to be safe. MiMi does have a one year warranty (keep your receipt!) but it doesn't protect against damage such as washing this in the dishwasher.

Okay, okay, you know a good reviewer needs to test the product thoroughly and look for anything that could use improvement. As much as it disheartens me to say it, I actually found *one* con with MiMi. Her charging dock thing sucks. It is so weak and needs to be placed carefully or else it will come right off.

Luckily this isn't a huge con, nor is it something vital to use (it would be vital if it didn't work, but it's just a pain in the ass. Well worth it IMO). It is simply a tedious little thing that will bug the crap out of me until I turn that precious stone on and start rubbing my girly bits.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My MiMi tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bridal gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
  • Ash1141
    Good review
  • Cherrylane
    Thanks for the review! I found it quite straight forward and useful.
  • Love Perpetua
    Wonderful review, thanks!
  • Ex-prude
    Thanks for the review.
  • Arlinnae
    Thanks for the info!
  • SweeTT
    Great review!
  • hillys
    thank you
  • Martiniman
    Great review, thanks!
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