Lady lager - sex toy by Fleshlight - review by DarkMan

Fleshlight how delightful!

It is so super soft makes it so realistic. Although it doesn't replace my wife, but it surely comes close to it.
Super soft realistic real.
none that I can think of.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Fleshlight Lady Lager is made for male masturbation, stimulating the penis while thrusting. It is a nice hand held masturbator for when you need to get rid of that morning wood. This is perfect for beginners as well as advanced users alike. You just add your favorite water based lube to yourself and the Fleshlight slide inside and whack away. If you would like you could take the penis sleeve out of the can and let it soak in warm water to warm it up for a little temperature play.
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

It is made from superskin, that make is super realistic. It is super plushy and soft, this texture is perfect for everyone. It has a slight dusty smell to it, super soft feel, and no taste. It is so realistic you wouldn't know you wasn't banging your partners brains out if you didn't look down. It has nice little nubs in there to make it even more enjoyable, and the best part is the nubs are not over whelming. This toy can become sticky, if that happens just lightly dust it with some corn starch or non talc powder.
    • Flexible
    • Sticky
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The Fleshlight Lady Lager penis sleeve is inside of a can, when it came in my wife threw it to me and said " here is your beer" cause that's what the can looks like. I like that it comes in a can that both ends open, I have noticed that while whacking away I can tighten or loosen the bottom end to create a nice suction. Since it comes in a beer looking can it some what discreet, would be better if it didn't say sex in a can on it.

It's beige in color, the total length is right under 8 inches, the circumference is a hair over 9 inches, the width is under 3 inches, weighing a little over a pound, it says it fits up to 1 inch in diameter, but I noticed while cleaning it I could easily stick 3 fingers in there.
    • Realistic
    • Tight fitting
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy functions wonderfully. Once you added enough lube and get going, you can tighten or loosen the bottom cap top add suction. But I have noticed that if you tighten it all the way down you will not be able to pull it off without hurting yourself until you loosen the cap. I honestly think that's the best function of this toy. Man who wouldn't enjoy a toy that gives suction as you are whacking off? It can be a bit noisy with the suction and the loosened cap. It is waterproof even though I have not yet got to try it in the shower.
    • Easy to use
    • Feels realistic
    • Very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

Just run it under warm water in the sink, let the water flow through the toy as well. Do not use soap on this toy as it may harm it. For tough cleaning, I recommend using a little isopropyl alcohol. To maintain that soft feel, and to pervent stickiness sprinkle a liberal amount of corn starch on the insert and shake off the excess powder.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


It came in a clear plastic box, with the can inside. There was a small sheet of paper that informed about cleaning and tips on the suction.
    • Good for storage
Follow-up commentary
This is still my favorite masturbater. It feels so real and the textured inside really drives me wild. It's just perfect for a quick get me off.
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  • Kayla
    Cute. I like how "discreet" this male masturbation toy is.
  • B8trDude
    This looks cool.
  • Bamagirl
    OK I want to get my hubby one of these.. I think he'd like it better than the other fake one he has.. the other is not so soft .. Humm Maybe an addition to our list! Thanks for the review!
  • DarkMan
    If you are talking about the one I am thinking of, I know it's kind of hard and the ribs on the inside can hurt. But I think he would love this one. It's so soft and smooth. AHHH! I gotta stop thinking about it getting a little rise here. But yes definitely get him one, HE SHALL LOVE IT.
  • kck
    This looks like so much fun! My partner already has a Fleshlight, but I'd looove to gift him the lager casing
  • Owl Identified
    Want this for my boy! Good review!
  • Sammi
    Thanks for the review!
  • djb247365
    Definitely think this will be my 1st ever Fleshlight, and I intend on getting it real soon. If it's as good as I've heard, I will never use my hands again.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    How is it holding up physically? An tears or problem with the material as of yet?
  • Selective Sensualist
    I'd love to get this for my husband! Thanks for the review.
  • DarkMan
    LaUr3n- it is holding up perfect. No problems what so ever.
  • raymond
    good review
  • R69
    Good work, I can't wait to get one!
  • Online
    Nice review!
  • lnf77
    Thanks for the review.
  • bobowaxer
    Thank you for the review. I love the sex in a can line.
  • Drifter86
    Great reivew!
  • Slotheye
    Thanks for the review!
  • BlooJay
    Thx for the review!
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