Lady lager - penis stroker by Fleshlight - review by Undead

Fleshlight Lady Lager is an awesome masturbation toy categorized under "pocket pussies". The design should be enough length and width to fit most men and has a stretchy material. This toy makes masturbation more pleasurable than just a hand and the can is easy to hold. Lady Lager stimulates the entire penis by stroking it up and down. Use it with the can or take the sleeve out and just use it. It can also be a fun toy to use with your partner by letting them control the motion and speed of the stroking. This is great to get the job done or as foreplay to warm up for the main event.

Lady Lager comes in a plastic "can" with the masturbation sleeve inside. The sleeve, or vagina, is made from Superskin that is phthalates and latex free, non-allergenic and retains heat well, so your body heat will warm the inside of the sleeve. Superskin is super soft, supposed to mimic the feeling of real skin but while it is smooth, it doesn't feel completely like a real vagina. The opening of the vagina is very realistic and smooth. The inside of the sleeve is smooth with a ribbed texture that creates a sort of "bumpy" feeling when stroking it on your penis. The texture feels better than just a normal smooth, flat sleeve. Of course, nothing is better than the real thing; but this is pretty good! It's smooth, soft and flexible which makes it very comfortable to use. I think all users, new or old would love having a fleshlight toy. I didn't notice a smell to it. Sharing isn't a good idea without a condom because of the porous material.

The measurements of the Lady Lager are Length:7 3/4", Fits up to: 1 3/4", Width: 2 3/4", Vaginal depth: 7 1/2".

Being my first fleshlight, I wanted something simple but not boring, just a bit of texture. I chose this one because of the price. Now knowing that I like it, I'm willing to pay more now. The design is nice because the can comes with a lid and when sitting on a shelf and just seeing it at a glance, you would have no idea there is a fake vagina inside instead of alcohol! My fiancé didn't even notice it until she went looking for it and I pointed out that it was in front of her face. If you take the time to actually read the can, the signs of it being a sex toy are there because it mentions sex on the side. I found the fit to be tight but not enough to stop the flow of circulation. Those bigger than average in girth may have more trouble of not fitting. Again, this toy is great for beginners and advanced users.

Lady Lager performed well; the superskin material was a better alternative to the jelly sleeve that I reviewed last. It was soft, easy to manipulate and felt good when it made contact with my skin. I found the can easy to hold on to and more convenient than using your hand, especially with lube. I used a water based lube with this toy but I am now in search of something better that will last longer. I had to reapply the lube several times because the material seemed to absorb it fairly well. The ribs inside are spaced a fair distance apart as to not be too over stimulating. It makes for a bumpy but pleasurable feeling.

It can be a bit noisy and get a bit tight after use for a few minutes. I twisted the bottom off, letting a bit of air in so it was easier to stroke with it and it wasn't sucking in/pulling in my penis. With the bottom completely removed, I was able to move it more vigorously but that also allowed more "squishy" sounds to escape, which I'm sure the amount of lube used had a play in that as well.

The performance and control is up to you! You control how fast or rough you want to use it, you can take it out of the can to get a better grip on things if you choose to do so, I haven't used it for that purpose out of the can. The sleeve may come out of the can slightly with stroking depending on force and how much air you are allowing to escape at the bottom end. The material is waterproof, but due to the warning to keep it away from soap, I wouldn't take it into the shower. If you do, don't wash with soap or body wash around it.

The porous material is harder to clean than other toy materials. Superskin is best cleaned with warm water allowing time for it to dry before putting it back into the can and sealing it up. For tough cleaning, it is suggested you use a little isopropyl alcohol. I was told by a salesperson in a store to sprinkle corn starch on the insert. Water based lube is best for superskin toys and I suggest you only use that type of lubricant.

The packaging is not discreet, on the side of the tube there is a picture of the sleeve showing what it looks like (a vagina).