The Fleshlight is one Lager With a Very Good Finish

The Fleshlight Lady Lager was my very first male masturbator, and when I say I was floored with the results, I mean that both figuratively and literally. The pleasure of using this toy was so intense that, yes, I fell over in the shower as I climaxed (which, granted, lessened the pleasure ever so slightly).

The toy is a fairly basic masturbator with a semi-realistic vaginal opening. The usage is fairly straightforward; apply liberal amounts of lube to both your penis and the Fleshlight, and proceed to pound it like a butcher pounds a steak.

I'm fairly certain the toy is designed with use by a single male in mind. However, I can attest to the fact that it also works wonderfully when the user is so lucky as to have a partner to assist him in using it!

The material is one of the reasons I am so enamored with (or perhaps addicted to) this toy. The Fleshlight Lady Lager uses Fleshlight's own patented 'superskin' material, which feels so close to real human skin that it's almost creepy. Once the user penetrates the lovely vaginal opening, they will find another surprise: a rigid inner texture that provides stunning amounts of stimulation. This combined with the powerful suction means that the user will have trouble lasting long, but I don't imagine many men will have a problem with that.

The Fleshlight Lady Lager's design is brilliant, although it does have a couple issues. It is semi-discreet in that, from afar, it appears to be a massive can of beer. However, closer inspection reveals such phrases as 'sex in a can' and 'lady.' This means that if your buddy happens to be in your home looking for a tall cold one and picks up your Fleshlight, he's going to discover your secret without much trouble.

As for the size, I think it will be wonderful for most men. I did notice that I 'bottomed out' a couple times when pounding in as deep as possible, but it wasn't a big problem by any means. For most users, the Fleshlight Lady Lager will be just the perfect size. However, if you're longer than 7 inches or so, you may come close to the bottom. This certainly doesn't ruin the wonderful experience, but for the well-endowed among us, it might be worth looking into a full-sized Fleshlight instead.

There is one adjustable feature on the Fleshlight Lady Lager: the ability to adjust the suction. Simply twist the cap at the bottom of the 'lager,' and the suction will adjust. This doesn't allow for particularly huge adjustments, but it is enough to make a difference.

Caring for this Fleshlight is extremely easy; simply wash it out thoroughly with warm water after you're all finished, and store it at room temperature. The instructions state that the Fleshlight can optionally be powdered with a liberal spritzing of corn starch after use to help maintain its super-realistic feel. Finally, it's worth noting that only water-based lubricant is recommended for use with the Fleshlight. The toy does include one sample pack of 'FleshLube' which is good for about one or two uses, but I found that regular KY Gel worked just fine for me.

The packaging is pretty much my only complaint with this thing; it was not discreet by any definition of the word. It came in a large box that said 'Fleshlight' all over it, and inside was a large picture of a fake vagina that I needed to find a way to discreetly dispose of. This was rather disappointing, as this is otherwise an absolutely flawless product.

As mentioned earlier, the Fleshlight Lady Lager is my very first masturbator. To be honest, I was very skeptical at first; a product that claimed to feel 'as good as the real thing' seemed far-fetched. After using the product several times, however, I am now a believer. It's laughable to think any toy would ever feel as good as the real thing, but the Fleshlight comes darn close, and it does so for a reasonable price too. I will definitely be trying more Fleshlight products in the future!

The Fleshlight Lady Lager provides stimulation that simply isn't possible using your hand alone. While the toy is incredible to use by yourself, I found that it was even more amazing when my partner was so kind as to help use it for me.