Lady lager - sex toy by Fleshlight - review by Papsee

Great, but a bit small

The Lady Lager is an overall great toy for someone looking for something with a tighter fit than the original lady, and is easier to hide. I'de reccomend it
Feels great, super skin is silky and realistic. Hiding is easy
If you are large, this is not reccomended.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
The design is rather clever – a masturbator disguised as beer can. The exterior length is just under eight inches and the outside diameter is approximately three inches. Certainly large enough for me (and I suspect for most men) guys who come in “big or tall” sizes may have difficulties with the Lady Lager. It appears this product is designed for those of us of average size and girth as the inside diameter of the orifice is just under two inches - which will give most men a tight experience. Although hiding it is an easy task compared to the bulky, big fleshlights, I must STRESS that the Lady Lager provides an experience best suited for the norm of most sized penises.

When first penetrating the inner chambers of the pleasure tunnel, it is necessary to ensure that plenty of water-based lube is applied to both Lady Lager and your love muscle. I was surprised to find that is was a bit difficult at first to get my knob past her inviting lips. So much so that I ended up letting her explore my shaft first before discovering that it’s best to loosen the cap on the bottom of the can in order to make penetration easier. When the bottom cap is screwed on tightly, air cannot escape from the back and it is difficult to get inside. Loosening it up made the process much easier (I would highly recommend doing this before starting) and allows one to fully explore Lady Lager’s inner sanctuary.

I found that the toy wasn't pleasant to use all the way to the end. It feels really good, but once ejaculated it mostly becomes annoying, and prevented me from really being satisfied. I normally don't ever use it anymore because of this. Overall it makes the experience less pleasant.
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  • digit88
    good review
  • Jimbo Jones
    If I understand correctly, you are saying that you don't like how it feels to finish inside, so you've stopped using it? Can you elaborate? Congratulations on your first review and welcome to EF.
  • Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
  • BlooJay
    Thx for the review!
  • Cat E.
    Good review.
  • PassionCpl
    Thanks for the review. I don't think I've seen 'love muscle' outside of Spinal Tap so thanks for the laugh
  • spiced
    I would've liked more detail, but good first review!
  • ChaosZero
    Mice review, thanks.
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