Lady lager - penis stroker by Fleshlight - review by lulz

Underwhelming and Unimaginative

This toy is supposed to be a smaller, more discreet cousin of the original fleshlight line, but it pretty much fails at everything it is supposed to do. It is far from realistic and it would be insulting to even try to compare it to the real thing. The beer can design doesn't have much value as the stickers give away exactly what it is and it also takes away a lot from the performance of the device as well. All around a terrible product, you should save your money.
Easy to clean
Not realistic, not discreet, terrible texture
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The toy can be used with your hands or you can try to go hands free. However, the plastic the casing is made out of isn't very hard or durable, so it might break if you stick it between the mattress too much. I would only recommend using it the traditional hand-held way. The casing doesn't have any area for grip on it, so it can get very slippery if you have lube on your hands; not very convenient.

Material / Texture

The outer casing is a soft plastic with a large paper sticker carrying the fleshlight logos and such. The insert itself is supposedly made out of super-skin that is supposed to feel life-like. However, I found it very untrue. The material is far too stiff to be considered "realistic". Some of my cheap rubber masturbators are about as soft, if not softer, than this fleshlight. There was no odor I could sense from the product so I guess that was a minor plus.

The texture is very underwhelming. I'm not sure what they were going for here, but I hope it wasn't to simulate real sex because they failed miserably. The texture at the beginning is hardly even noticable. On a pleasure scale of 1 to 10, the texture feels about a 3. Near the end it gets extremely tight and uncomfortable to the point that it is just painful. Note I am only slightly above average size.
    • No odor

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The shape of the this fleshlight is designed to look like a beer can, but you're not gonna fool anyone. Aside from the part that it's plastic and has notable seams where the caps screw on and off, the sticker blatantly tells you exactly what it is. It seems to be made more for comedy rather than to be discreet. And again, as the outer casing is round and smooth, it is difficult to keep a grip on it.

The closed fleshlight and case is about 8 inches long, 3 inches wide, and 3 inches high. Not the smallest and most compact toy, but I suppose it may be easier to hide and travel with than a normal fleslight; albeit not by much. The insert itself is about 6 inches long. If you're far above average this toy is definitely not for you.
    • May be too tight for some

Care and Maintenance

I found it was not exactly difficult to do or as much of a pain as many reviewers have said it to be. Just rinse it out with warm water. Don't use soap as it might damage the material, which feels kind of unsanitary and gross to me personally; the wonders of "super-skin". Let it dry completely before placing the lids back on. You can use corn starch after it's completely dry to restore it to factory condition, but I don't find that completely necessary since it's already dry and you're just gonna wash it off the next time you use it.

You should only use water-based lubes with this product since using something else may also damage the material.
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  • Undead
    Sorry you didn't like this one. I thought it was OK.
  • digit88
    good review
  • rockblenny
    Thanks for the review.
  • GONE!
    Thank you for the honest review!
  • BlooJay
    Sorry it didn't work out for you. Thx for sharing!
  • xxjoel
  • sXeVegan90
    Thank you for the review!
  • Cat E.
    Thanks for reviewing.
  • spiced
    I appreciate the review--I'm probably going to go for a classic fleshlight instead.
  • Petite Cannibal
    Thanks for reviewing. Appreciate it.
  • ChaosZero
    This review definitely has me thinking... Thanks for your honest review.
  • BiopticSniper
    i enjoy this product... the maintenance just takes a little effort and time tho... you cant use this when you are short on time or if you live in a crowded household. you will get spotted lol... but it does actually feel real (unlike what the reviewer said. My wife gets turned on by fingering it as it feels real... maybe you aren't using it with enough lube?
  • kaykay0427
    great review
  • Mr. E
    I agree with your Title: "Underwhelming and Unimaginative".
    I had the exact same impression.
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