Lady lager - sex toy by Fleshlight - review by Zombirella

Love Lady Lager

Ladies if you're always getting tired or sore hands and wrists from giving hand jobs to your partner, Lady Lager is a great toy to get for your man. It makes giving a hand job a lot more fun and it's so much better and easier to grip this can than his penis alone. Avoid messy lubed up hands by using this masturbator! Your partner will love the supersoft real feel of the superskin material and the added ribs means extra pleasure and stimulation for him! You will both love using this can of love!
soft, ribbed, fun
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Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
This review is for the Fleshlight Lady Lager from a female perspective.
I love this fleshlight! This was our first masturbator from the Fleshlight line, we went with something semi-simple just to see if he would like it before we spent money on one with more texture to it. Lady Lager is great for male solo play, my fiance says it's nothing like the real thing but it's good. It is also fun to use as a couple. I really prefer this toy over giving a hand job with just my hand. It's easy to hold onto, you can use one or both of your hands when stroking his penis with it. I had fun using this toy on my partner!

The fleshlight is made to look like a realistic vaginal opening and clitoris, the superskin material is super soft and smooth. The sleeve is ribbed inside but not too much to cause over stimulation. The sleeve fits down inside a plastic case that looks like a beer can, it has a removable top and bottom, one to access the vagina part and the other to let air escape to create different feelings. The case is fairly discreet if left out, I didn't even notice it until my partner pointed it out to me. However, one side of the can does have a little "warning" in a sexual tone so that makes it less discreet if left out with that side exposed. Superskin material is best not to be shared because of the porous material. It is best to clean it with hot water and letting it dry before restoring it to the can container. Sprinkle cornstarch on the sleeve to help care for the material better making it last longer.

I found it easier to use on my partner by unscrewing the bottom of the can a bit to let air escape, otherwise it's a pretty tight pulling suction. The more air you allow into the can the easier and faster you can stroke the toy on his penis. It was fun being in control of the motion and speed of this toy and watching him enjoy it. My hand and wrist get tired or sore from hand jobs at times and I found this to be a better alternative to using your hand and a lot less messier because you don't have lube all over you. It could have been the lubricant we were using but I found that I had to keep reapplying lube quite a bit while playing with this toy. The material seems to absorb lube pretty quickly. Water based lube should be used when playing with the Lady Lager. I was curious of how it felt inside so I put a couple fingers inside to get a feel. The sleeve is very smooth and soft and I can see how the ribs would be stimulating and pleasing on the penis. My partner enjoyed the the toy and liked the feeling and material better than the less expensive toys, like jelly sleeves.

The measurements for the Lady Lager are:
Length:7 3/4"
Fits up to: 1 3/4"
Width: 2 3/4"
Vaginal depth: 7 1/2".
It was a tight fit for my partner but not to the point of being uncomfortable.

I think Lady Lager would be enjoyed by both beginners and experienced users alike. I think women will appreciate it because it takes a lot of stress off your hands and wrist when giving a hand job without the assistance of a masturbator. It's fun to watch your partner's facial expressions respond to the way you stroke with the toy. I did find it harder to stroke with the bottom completely sealed because it wanted to grip the penis more and pull the sleeve up a bit when pulling up on it. You can use the sleeve out of the can but I prefer to just leave it in. The amount of sound the toy makes depends upon how much air you let escape out of the bottom. We choose to use it without the bottom and it let out some squishy sounds that could probably be heard outside of a room if someone was standing at the door. It's quieter with the bottom on but you have to work harder at stroking. I found it to be a fun experience and we plan on getting another fleshlight toy soon.
Follow-up commentary
My guy still likes this fleshlight. I enjoy using it on him to get stuff heated up. He prefers it to the the Tenga we got. We have since got another fleshlight and are happy with it. They are great quality masturbators and hold up well. Would recommend to anyone. He said its probably as close to the real thing as you can get.
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  • Undead
    Good job on this!
  • EdenJP
    Thanks for the review!
  • Lucky21
    Thanks for the review!
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  • Andrey2052
    Good job.
  • SMichelle
    Great review.
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  • locomotion
    thanks for the review!
  • Zombirella
    You're welcome.
  • ToyingCouple
    Nice review! We have the Stout (anal version) and hubby loves it too.
  • BlooJay
    Great review! Thx!
  • Zombirella
    Thank you.
  • Rory
    Nice review! Thanks!
  • Zombirella
    You're welcome
  • sexyscreenname
    Was on the fence about this until I read your review.
  • ChaosZero
    Thanks for the info about the noise level.
  • Zombirella
    You're welcome!
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