Lady lager - masturbation sleeve by Fleshlight - review by sjclayton2912

Never has pounding back a cold one felt so good! =P

After enjoying Fleshlights for a few years, I have to say while I was always reluctant to try the Sex-In-A-Can line because I thought it would be too small.. Never could I have been more wrong. So far I do not have anything really negative to say about this product. ILF has nailed it once again. I would not hesitate one second before buying the rest of the Sex-In-A-Can series. If you are on the low end of average / below average endowment then this will completely blow your mind!
Lightweight, compact, easy to feel texture for below average guys
Material around the opening could be thicker, Use FL girls material
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
After purchasing my last Fleshlight - one from the Fleshlight Girls line, and being relatively disappointed that I couldn't feel the texture that well. I decided to purchase one of their Sex-In-A-Can models - The Lady Lager. Being that I figured the size difference in the insert might help me feel the texture a little more and therefore I would get more enjoyment out of it. Apparently I'm more below average in girth than I thought.

All I can say is damn was I ever right when I made that choice, this is one cold can of sweetness that no man should go without.

The product is designed to resemble a beer can and appropriately named at that "Lady Lager", but what you'll find inside is no distilled mixture containing hops, barley, wheat or anything else of that nature. No, you will find the softest toy material you will ever have the pleasure of burying your cock in... Superskin. Now this is the reason that ILF (the Fleshlight company) keeps their recipe for this material top secret. If other toy manufacturers got a hold of it, then the Fleshlight might not be the #1 selling male sex toy.

The insert (sleeve) contained in the Lady Lager is textured with the Mini-Lotus texture which has all sorts of different waves and ripples to it, as well as having the famous 'Lotus Node', which is supposed to simulate rubbing the cervix or so I understand.

You can tell the engineering and design that goes into the Fleshlight products by looking at the quality and detail of them.. this isn't your cheap $10 jelly masturbator. Everything about the look and feel of it tells you that.

Don't let the silly external casing fool you, this is a seriously amazing piece of pussy. I would have to say it's probably about as close to the real thing as you can get in a man made package. It also doesn't really smell like a toy to me - it almost has a sweet feminine type smell too it upon opening the package and even after use.

Superskin as much as most synthetic skin materials is very sensitive to lubes, and only water-based lubes should be used with this toy. Also I would suggest cleaning it with very light anti-baterial toy cleaner after each use, and allowing to dry fully. Superskin will retain it's natural softness and feel just based on this cleaning alone. But to really keep her at her best, you should powder the toy every so often with a fine coating of the Fleshlight renewing powder or corn-starch (which is cheaper and works just as well). Also, for those seriously germ conscious people out there, you can give it a quick rinse/flush with rubbing alcohol every so often (99% works best, but is sometimes hard to find in the store).
I was very excited to take this lovely refresher out of her package and give her a test run when she arrived, I didn't pay too much attention to the design of the case at the time.

Although through use I have decided that sometimes when I just want to use a Fleshlight for a good long session I will be using one of these. The case is so much easier to hold and in general it's lighter in weight than the larger models due to less material inside. I don't get wrist and finger cramps and numbness like usual.

I could definitely feel all of her gripping and teasing every inch of me, and I hadn't even tightened the end cap yet.. although even when fully tight it will still be quite comfortable for most 'smaller' guys. After a few minutes I cranked the cap closed and even though I intended this to be a long sensual affair, it most certainly came to a quick end.. I could barely move while I filled her up with a nice big load, oh my god was I ever sensitive and throbbing (most likely due to the suction). I assume that with more getting used to, or with the end cap loosened I may be able to stroke/thrust through orgasm easier.

But holy mother of god, DAMN! I have never had a toy or a woman for that matter manage to make me cum so fast and hard.

I'm spent! :P
Follow-up commentary
I can't believe how much this toy has made me fall in love with the Fleshlight product even more.

I can't stop using this toy. Every single time I pull out my toy box, it just keeps getting better and better. Fleshlights, for the most part, all have a little bit of a break-in period (a period where the toy goes from feeling good to feeling down right insane.) This Fleshlight in particular has had the shortest break-in time of any that I've owned yet.

I can't count the number of amazing orgasms I've had with it so far, and I've only owned it for a month now!
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My Lady lager tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Light weight
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
    • Penis
    • Testicles
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Compact
    • Realistic
    • Soft
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  • mpfm
    Thanks for the review. I'll keep this in mind for hubby.
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    Glad you like this one - she's a keeper
  • PolyLove
    wonderful review. this is going on my list of gifts for the hubby.
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    Good review, have to get one for the hubby.
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    Great review!
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    Awesome review.
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    thanks for the review!
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    Awesome review! Thx!
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    Great review!!!
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    Thanks for an excellent review! Can't decide b/w this and a classic fleshlight...
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    Fantastic review! Very informative.
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