Lady lager - masturbation sleeve by Fleshlight - review by thesnowman1

It was just right for me.

It is so super soft, which makes it realistic for men who have an average to less than average girth. If you or your partner have a thicker penis, this may be a tad bit too tight on you/them to fully enjoy it.
Super soft realistic feel.
Takes some effort to clean after use and must be allowed to dry completely before reassembly.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
First off, this thing is tiny in comparison to a real FleshLight. I mean tiny as in shorter, thinner and just overall smaller than than the real FL. When you unscrew the fake "cap," you'll reveal a pink very small, very dainty, VERY nicely defined set of vagina lips. It's about 2/3 the size of a normal Pink Lady FL orifice.

I also note that, at least when compared to my other normal FLs in Pink Lady, these lips are MUCH more differently defined. The clitoris at the top is quite defined, and the lips take on a much "rougher" finish, not to mention they are significantly tighter looking (narrower) than the Pink Lady's rather "open" look. Again, a very interesting model for the overall vagina presentation. I couldn't help but run my fingers up and down the slit a few times and slip my finger in. It FEELS tight. Much tighter than my Supertight inserts. Not as tight as my Ultratight, but somewhere in-between.

As most of you know, the SIAC is meant to look like a big beer can. This is more for grins and giggles than actual concealment. The top unscrews to reveal the insert, and the bottom is... well, there is no bottom, actually. And here's the big difference between a SIAC and a FL. The SIAC is just open on the bottom. No screw cap, no way to tighten down the suction of the device, nothing. Just a big hole about equal to the size of the insert. While this may bother some, remember that this insert is somewhere between the tightness of a UltraTight and a SuperTight in "feel." I like the cap of the FL not just for suction, but because it keeps my spunk and lube from draining out all over the place. Just experiment with a towel, a balloon cut to fit over the hole, or pull a baggie over the end and rubber-band it off. Certainly not elegant and, depending on how long you are, not as fool-proof as the screw-on caps of the FL's, but it works.

The case DOES share the "head flange" design with the FL's. In this instance, it's more just part of the beer-can "head," but it and the recessed insert head helps to keep the insert in the can. In fact, it's a VERY tight fit. You can pull the insert out as you would a normal FL, but sticking it back in there is a bit more difficult. There is very little room.

I warmed her up in the sink using hot water, pulled her out, and lubed her up as normal. In this case, I used ID Glide. The waves are very noticeable on your cock, but they do NOT feel like the Wonderwave. Instead, it's more of a "grinding" and "bumpy" sensation, which is actually pretty damned enjoyable. It feels very much like the inside of a young woman's vagina. The size of the thing was giving me some problems, however, as I was repeatedly sticking out of the end of the unit and getting lube everywhere. Then there was the lack of extra "meat" on the front of the orifice, so I could easily feel myself hitting the hard can retaining ring with each thrust.

On the other hand, I had plenty of friction, even without the suction effect of the normal FL. It was just messy. I had a towel down and was holding this thing on the edge of the bed with both hands, simulating doggy style. I wrapped the towel around the end and shoved it between the mattress and box spring and it DID feel very, very good. The faster you go, the more you feel the ridges grinding on your prick, pushing down and rubbing the head of your shaft with each thrust inside. In fact, guys, I'd say this particular texture feels much more like a real pussy than any of the others I own (and I own them all.) Did I mention it's TIGHT? It uses a lot more lube, however. I had to stop and re-lube at least twice, but at least it's quite easy to just drop some more down the open bottom and continue.

I think the overall worry about the mess I was gonna make delayed my cum a bit. When I finally did, I literally spurted out the end of the thing all over the towel. Total time was about 18 minutes of heavy and mostly hands-free thrusting. It really is unlike any of the other inserts in my line-up. I've just the one complaint about the whole experience: the lack of a cap makes this a messy experience. It's just not the same without the FL endcap.
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