Sassy - gel by Sliquid, LLC - review by Dawn (Lilac Distraction)

Gave my sassy booty an attitude check!

I like sticking things in my butt, but I certainly don't get along with the chemicals that you'll find in the ingredient lists of other lubes. This wonderful lube is an amazing all-natural vegan lube that's friendly with just about anything or anyone. It's certainly worth the price and has made the impossible very possible and pleasurable. If you're a body conscious anal enthusiast, this needs to be on your list of required materials.
all-natural, vegan, slick, thick, nice packaging
Not the longest lasting lube out there
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Does your booty get sassy when you try to stick things in it? Is it uncooperative with you? Does it refuse play because it hates your lube? Do you get burny butt when you try to use lubes with harsh ingredients?

Sliquid Sassy Booty forumla is all you need to get that sassy booty of yours to finally start cooperating with you! It's a thick, slick, all-natural water-based formula that your booty will love! Your other sexy parts can also get in on the fun play with this lube, as well! Whether someone else is sticking their parts in your parts or you're sticking some super awesome toys in there, this lube will have you slippery and enjoying all the action! It's even great for some of that external love action!

This formula is compatible with just about anyone and anything! Silicone toys are awesome for use in your butt, but you can't use the longer-lasting, gentler silicone lubes with them. What a bummer, right? This water-based lube is compatible with all your toys, and with boys, and condoms. The all-natural vegan formula is full of all those icky things like parabens and glycerin that can leave your parts feeling the burn. Take a look at these awesome ingredients:

Purified Water, Plant Cellulose (from Cotton), Cyamopsis (Guar Conditioners), Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid

Wait, you mean that's all that's in this thing? Wow! It's hypo-allergenic and "formulated to last longer than most Hollywood marriages".
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The formula resembles something like a medium viscosity hair gel. It's not runny like most water-based lubes can be, but it's not super thick, either. It doesn't run or drip all over everything when dispensed out of the click-top bottle. It's not going to go running all down your hands, toys, or naughty bits. It's easy to apply right where you need it, and stays put through all the action.

What I love about it is that is stays wet when it's inside something, but when it's not, it disappears without leaving a trace of an icky sticky feeling behind. It's not greasy in the slightest and is only slightly velvety. The texture is very slick and smooth, but it offers a great coating action so it will actually go all the way in there without bunching up at your entrances.

This lube is amazing for anal play, but may be a little thick for some people's tastes when used vaginally.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

This lube has only the slightest, tiniest bit of a botanical fragrance, but that's because it comes from plants! It's not something you notice unless you have the bottle up to your nose and sniff really, really hard. There aren't any added fragrances in there, either!

Now, I don't normally go tasting things that aren't food, but because this is all-natural, I felt like it wouldn't be a bad idea. It has a very slight flavor, but not one I'd want to eat all the time. Unlike most other lubes on the market, it doesn't taste like a mouth full of chemicals. The taste is hard to describe because it's really not even there. It's not sweet. It's not bitter. It's not sour. It's not really anything at all.
    • No smell
    • No taste


If you're like me, you go for a handful of lube every time you're planning on sticking something in your butt. That's the right thing to do, right? Well, with this one, you don't really need a whole bunch because the formula is pretty thick. I ended up with a lot more than I actually needed the first couple of times. With this stuff, a nickle to quarter-sized amount should be the most you'll need at once. The bottle is 4.2 oz, so it should last you quite a long time.

When playing with some non-porous toys (that are wonderful because they don't absorb lube), this stuff lasted for about 20 minutes. If you're doing skin-to-skin internal play, it may last a little less than that. External play may need reapplication. After I used my first toy and switched to my second (metal) toy, I didn't even need to reapply because it was still that slick. Now that's quality!

Like I stated earlier, this isn't the longest lasting lube on the market, but for me, it's the best choice because of my sensitivity to other lubes. I loved the feel of the Maximus and it did last a little longer than other lubes when my lover used it for his toys, but it burned the hell out of my butt for some reason. This does not and still has the lovely thick viscosity that I loved about the Maximus. I also have the luxury of knowing that my butt is not full of chemicals.

Washing this stuff off is a total breeze. A wipe with a toy wipe or wet cloth, or a little water and it's gone with no residue left behind. I didn't even feel like I needed to wash it off even though it was all over my hands and everywhere else the first few times.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Long lasting
    • Performance


Sliquid has some awesome packaging. I love that this has a very classy look to it and doesn't scream sex all over it. The bottle seems like something an educated consumer would have, and that's what I'd like to think I am. It doesn't have any statements about use or any references to genitals on it.

The container doesn't leak at all and I've stored it sideways and upside-down for long periods of time. It's something you can throw in your bag without worrying about getting lube all of your other stuff.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense
Follow-up commentary
Even though this is the "booty" formula, I use it as my go-to lube. It hasn't let me down at all. I found that the other Sliquid formulas were a bit too light for what I needed, and this one is just the perfect amount of glide to keep me satisfied. After a few months I have barely made a dent in it and I think I'm going to grab another bottle when I run out.
This content is the opinion of the submitting contributor and is not endorsed by
Become a Reviewer. Get free toys. Enjoy Special Deals
Do you like this review?
  • IndependentlyHappy
    Thanks for the review!
  • ninja250
    Might try this, thanks for the review!
  • ohhhlala!
    Love your title, hearing nothing but good about this product! Thank you
  • Waterlily
    "Burny butt" - bahahhahahhaha...
  • kitty1949
    Thanks so much.
  • Sangsara
    ya as usual your reviews rock. you are now on my future mentors list- if i ever get through the 4 on it already
  • Cat E.
    Nice review.
  • captainsgirl
    thanks for the review
  • hut22dunn2
    Catchy title
Discussion Posts Last Update
Easiest To clean up after lube? 1
Favorite Sliquid and for what action? 6
Sliquid Sassy Booty Scent 7
Does this lube smell good? 4
Thank you for viewing Sassy – gel review page!