Sliquid has got some SASSY booty!

If you need something for anal, masturbation, or just something a little thicker for use during sex, Sliquid has got you covered. It's thick, lasts long, doesn't dry up quickly, and has no scent or taste. It's also free of harmful chemicals! What more could you want?! GO BUY THIS STUFF NOW!
Paraben Free, 100% Vegan Friendly, Lasts long, Thick, Slick
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Sliquid Sassy Booty is a wonderful lubricant when it comes to anal sex, especially if you want something Paraben and Glycerine-Free. I am especially sensitive to glycerine and let's be honest... NO ONE likes the idea of having Parabens in their products. So it's very unique to find a product that doesn't contain either.

You could also use this lubricant vaginally if you need something thicker and more "slippery". If you're like me and you're having vaginal dryness, you know how important it is to have a thicker lubricant during sex. So have no fear, Sliquid Sassy Booty is here!

Maybe you're just looking for a good masturbation lubricant? Sassy Booty is also GREAT for that. My husband loves the way it doesn't dry so quickly, and makes masturbation more intense and pleasureful. Most lubricants dry up and tend to become sticky after a while, but this lubricant stays wet for a very long time and when it does begin to dry, there is no stickiness involved.
    • Masturbation
    • Sex

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The viscosity of Sliquid Sassy Booty is, like you may have seen on the product page, about in between the Maximus and Pink Water. Those are the only other two lubricants that I use. It is very easy to pour, and I have had no problems with the product clogging in the bottle like I have with Maximus or Pink Water.

I will say that the Sliquid Sassy Booty gets "bubbles" during use. It gets very foamy, and I'm not sure why. It doesn't feel any different or work and worse, it's just something I haven't noticed with any other lubricant that I have.

It does not feel sticky to me compared to other lubricants, and it is definitely not greasy. I love this because I have tried a lot of lubricants that are extremely greasy and it's a major turn off. Especially when it leaves spots on your sheets and clothing.
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

Sliquid Sassy has no aroma, and this is something I really like. I am one of those people who doesn't mind a scented lubricant, but what I can't stand is the scent of glycerine or something like that. Since Sliquid doesn't use glycerine and parabens, it's got no nasty smell! Love it!

It also has no taste... But it does have a weird feeling when it's sitting on your tongue. I recommend wiping off your lover before having oral sex or giving head. I don't know how to explain it but it feels like you have water and chalk on your tongue. I don't like it, but this lubricant wasn't meant for the mouth so it doesn't matter to me.

This lubricant really reminds me of Pink Water in the way that it is odorless and flavorless.
    • No smell
    • No taste


Obviously this lube performs well! I LOVE IT! I was always one to be addicted to my Maximus anal lubricant, but I eventually fell in love with Sliquid Sassy Booty and I don't think I've ever gone back. I still keep the Maximus by the bed but I use it far less often.

It works great as a masturbating lubricant if you just need some "slip n' slide" on your clit. It's water-based, so it's perfect for all types of toys. My husband secretly loves to use this as a jerk-off lube when I'm not looking. But he claims he wont touch it since it comes in a pink bottle! (What a man. HAHA!). But I do see him grab the bottle from time to time.

My favorite thing about the product is that it's long lasting, and it cleans up so easily. If you get some on the sheets, it's not greasy, so it wont leave spots. Simply wait until your next wash, throw it in the machine and let the water wash away the invisible remnants of the lube. No hassle, no complaints of sticky sheets!

It also absorbs right into the skin very nicely without leaving a film or sticky residue on you. So when love-making is over, there isn't any immediate need to get up and jump into the shower or grab the wet wipes. You can lay there with your partner in your hot mess and fall asleep... How lovely is that?

Nothing about this lubricant is "not-so-great". Sliquid in general has really stolen my heart. I might just throw out all my other lubricants and stick with this brand until death do us part!
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Cleans up easy
    • Long lasting


The bottle, like other Sliquid products, comes as-is in... Well, the bottle. There is no box, instructions, or plastic wrapping to worry about. It's quite discreet, and from afar it looks like another bottle of lotion. The new design (shown on the product page) of the label makes it look even more discreet, and very similar to something from Bath and Body Works.

The bottle is hard to squeeze, and is the same bottle that all the Sliquid products come in. However, the lubricant doesn't need much of squeezing and will come out on it's own. It doesn't drip or leak, and it is only 4.2oz... so it's great for travel and can easily be hidden in between some clothes or in a drawer. Perfect size for your luggage as well.

The bottle lists off Sliquid Sassy's very few ingredients:

Purified Water, Plant Cellulose, Polyquat 007, DMDM

It also lists Sliquid's Promise:

Our products are always FREE of DEA, Gluten, Glycerine, Glycerol, Parabens, PEG,
Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, and Sulphates... 100% Vegan Friendly.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Very informative packaging

Special Features

Like I mentioned, Sliquid products are:

Free of DEA, Gluten, Glycerine, Glycerol, Parabens, PEG, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, and Sulphates...

And! They are 100% Vegan Friendly

Personal comments

Like I mentioned in my other Sliquid reviews, these products are just a Godsend. After countless UTI's, yeast infections, and kidney issues, the LAST thing I need is a lubricant or product full of glycerine and parabens. I need to keep my body in the best shape as possible, inside and out. Sliquid was so awesome and made products perfect for people like me, and women everywhere. (Men too! Pink is not just a female's color!)
Follow-up commentary
I can't NOT use this stuff. It's the perfect anal sex lubricant, and BOY has it got some BOOTY to it! I love the naturally wet feeling this gives, and it's one of those lubricants you never get over - just like your first love!
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  • Contributor: Pixel
    I adore all of Sliquid's lubes that I've tried, but Sassy is totally my favourite! I love how well it sticks to toys.

    Nice review, thanks!
  • Contributor: Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Jon S
    ty for the review
  • Contributor: ToyGurl
    Glad you enjoyed it. Sorry for no pics. I have realllyyyyy bad luck with cameras these days!
  • Contributor: leatherlover
    Thanks for the great review. I am also sticking with Sliquid products from now on.
  • Contributor: Lucky21
    Gotta love the Sassy!!! Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: -BillD
    Great review! I'm going to order it as soon as I click "post" on this comment
  • Contributor: eeep
    Great review, thanks. I'm going to have to try this one out soon.
  • Contributor: lalapetitee
    Great job. Gotta get this!
  • Contributor: ichwillwaffels
    good review
  • Contributor: IndependentlyHappy
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: ninja250
    Thank you for the review.
  • Contributor: x203
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: thisisadeletedaccount
    Great review! Very enthusiastic.
  • Contributor: ohhhlala!
    Extremely helpful, thank you!
  • Contributor: Cat Enderly
    Nice review.
  • Contributor: Pink Lily
    Great review! I loved your personal touch
  • Contributor: sexytileena / absolutely love sex
    excellent review.
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