Life (doesn't) go on

I wouldn't buy this again if given the option because of the price and because of the low power level. A toy's sneakiness isn't a top priority for me so the cons outweigh the pros.
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Pros
Quiet. Great shape. Rechargeable. Cute box.
Quick turn off.
Cons
Not powerful.
Overheats too fast.
Way to expensive.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
First off, here are some pros: I love the feel of the Life. The way it shapes into your hands is awesome and definitely not rivaled by anything else I've used before. Though, if over used or misused, it can create a slight kink in your wrist because of its different shape. Make sure to have it at the correct angle for your body in order to achieve maximum pleasure. The silicone is topnotch and you can barely feel the seams. I was a little worried I’d be able to feel the logo (that they are required to have on the toy) during use, but I only noticed it when I tried really hard to. And with a little lube (remember boys and girls, it's silicone so water based lube only!), the life becomes, in the simplest form, just a vibrating slippery mass. Another plus is its quietness and quick off button, making it a very sneaky little toy.

My biggest problem with the Life though, and this might be more of a personal thing, is it isn't powerful enough! It takes a long time for this thing to get me...let’s say "rolling," and by then, the thing is hotter than satan blushing! It overheats too fast, and because it takes so long for it to start "rolling," I have to constantly charge it. At this point, (and I've given it a solid couple of weeks before writing this) I don't even keep it in the cute box it came it. It’s either charging or "rolling."

Bottom line, If you are looking for a nice, quiet, "oh no, mommy, I never masturbate!" toy this is probably it. But if you need some strong, rolling, vibrations I would look elsewhere. What irks me the most is that I ended up using the bullet, which I got for free when I ordered this, more than the vibrator I spent 130 smackaroos on.
Follow-up commentary
I did return it because of the malfunction. I must say that the Edenfantasys staff was amazing. Really great service.
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My Life tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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  • Contributor: Buh-bye
    Thank you for the review.
  • Contributor: Arlinnae
    Thanks for the info
  • Contributor: kinksters
    hm. nice to know that overheating can be a prob..could prove to be quite the 'ouch!'
  • Contributor: Martiniman
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: purpledesert
    Thanks for noting the power- sometimes it's hard to tell if you'll get enough, even with the premium ones.
  • Contributor: steelaster
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: karenm
    Thanks for your review!
  • Contributor: Love Bites
    Ouch, wouldn't want to have anything overheating down there! Thanks for the warning, though I probably would never fork over that much for a mere sex toy.
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