First off, here are some pros: I love the feel of the Life. The way it shapes into your hands is awesome and definitely not rivaled by anything else I've used before. Though, if over used or misused, it can create a slight kink in your wrist because of its different shape. Make sure to have it at the correct angle for your body in order to achieve maximum pleasure. The silicone is topnotch and you can barely feel the seams. I was a little worried I’d be able to feel the logo (that they are required to have on the toy) during use, but I only noticed it when I tried really hard to. And with a little lube (remember boys and girls, it's silicone so water based lube only!), the life becomes, in the simplest form, just a vibrating slippery mass. Another plus is its quietness and quick off button, making it a very sneaky little toy.

My biggest problem with the Life though, and this might be more of a personal thing, is it isn't powerful enough! It takes a long time for this thing to get me...let’s say "rolling," and by then, the thing is hotter than satan blushing! It overheats too fast, and because it takes so long for it to start "rolling," I have to constantly charge it. At this point, (and I've given it a solid couple of weeks before writing this) I don't even keep it in the cute box it came it. It’s either charging or "rolling."

Bottom line, If you are looking for a nice, quiet, "oh no, mommy, I never masturbate!" toy this is probably it. But if you need some strong, rolling, vibrations I would look elsewhere. What irks me the most is that I ended up using the bullet, which I got for free when I ordered this, more than the vibrator I spent 130 smackaroos on.

I did return it because of the malfunction. I must say that the Edenfantasys staff was amazing. Really great service.