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What Does It Take To Be A Whore in This Town?!

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A slut is someone who has sex with lots of people, or as urban dictionary defines it, “a woman with the morals of a man.” A whore is someone who gets paid for that predilection. I’ve always considered myself a slut—I don’t think that’s a bad thing. Now I’m reorienting myself to embrace the word whore.

  Whore

At 9 AM on Monday morning I reported to work. I mustered up the courage to post my detailed ad on the website, my heart racing. It got automatically deleted for having the wrong words. For instance, I wrote that I had the body of a Greek goddess, and “Greek” is a banned word because it means anal. Um, I don’t DO Greek. Ha.

So I tried rewording it and reposting it. Deleted again. And again.

By this time I wanted to throw my computer. I spent hours trying to get it to pass. I mean what the fuck, some of the ads posted on there were just plain obscene—transvestite asses in the shower, beaver shots, ads with GREEK in all caps right in the title, raunchy little typo ridden ditties. Ahh, maybe THAT’S why they have all the typos, to avoid being censored. And here I thought they were stupid.

I reviewed all the website terms and conditions and FINALLY at 2 PM I got it posted, looking like this:

“Fantasies and Feeling Good With Elisabeth

So many people are ashamed of their fantasies, and they shouldn't be! I want to break down barriers and safely make some fantasies come true.

I’m Elisabeth, 29, 5’4”, 120 lbs., natural, long dark blonde hair, blue eyes, pretty face, bi. I have the body of a goddess in the art museum—pale, very soft, no tattoos, with small breasts and curvy hips and ass. These photos were taken on 3-18-07.

Please drop me a line and I will email you more info. (I tried making this more descriptive, but they don’t seem to like some of my words, which is funny, given some of the ads I see on here!) I live in town and am available mornings, lunches, afternoons, evenings, and some weekends.”


By then I was wracked with nerves and sweating. And then.

Immediately I got hits. Twenty. Fifty. Seventy-five inquiries.

Before long, I had 150 men filling my inbox begging for more info, a time, telling me how beautiful and refreshing the ad was. I was amazed at what they were asking me, and what they were like. I took down the ad 12 hours after I posted it due to the overwhelming response. My cup runneth over, my hands were full. Speaking of full, was it brilliant marketing sense on my part to post my ad on the full moon?!

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Contributor: Sera
Sera  

I'd agree with you on the prostitution thing if prostitution were regulated and children weren't forced into it. But until then-and face it, it'll be almost impossible to make that work....Until then I can't agree.

11/01/2010

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