Okay, so I was previously using the Small Soft Pack from Good Vibrations and then I accidentally left my bag on the floor and my girlfriend's dog ate most of it. I figured I'd give Mr. Limpy a shot (the extra small was out of stock, and always looked funny to me in the picture- I think I might give it a chance now) and I really couldn't beat the price.

So it arrived in a little plastic bag, no label or instructions or anything (probably the low price- the good vibes soft pack came the same way). I had read that it was unrealistically pink, but boy was that an understatement. I had a good laugh at how pink this packer is. So it's not hot pink by any means, but the person who gave a review (sorry I don't remember your username) saying it's the color of Conan O'Brian with a sunburn was absolutely correct.

For being "small" this guy is pretty big, or should I say, long (at a whopping 6"). One good thing is that despite the length Mr. Limpy is pretty flexible and soft, so he tends to stay wherever you put him, and the bulge isn't terribly huge depending on how you position him (I'm pretty short at 5'3" and I can still get away with it). Dream big, right?

Compared to my last packer Mr. Limpy is a lot squishier. There isn't really any firmness or core to it at all. It's pure squishy penis pinkness. It still feels real enough with a light squeeze, but if you really grab it you can tell it's not real. I mean, it squishes to just about nothing in your hand. You know those squishy glitter filled tube things (they looked like glittery water filled condoms) that you played with as kids? Well Mr. Limpy kind of feels a little like that. If you squeeze hard, you can just about flatten him and the head bulges a little. You can also pull him and stretch him lengthwise, possibly an infinite length. Think Mrs. Incredible and her stretchy powers in that animated kids' movie (don't tell pixar I just compared her to a dick). If that wasn't enough, as my girlfriend and I were laughing at it's shortcomings (sorry Mr. Limpy) she decided it reminded her of those sticky gel toys that you get in grocery store gadget vending machines. And then she threw it at the wall. To our amazement, it stuck. A big upside down floppy pink dick hanging above my bed. Priceless. So at this point I figure I'm getting what I paid for out of this packer, but I'm also a little disappointed. I decided that it works well as an extra, and it makes for a really great conversation piece. "Hey, want to see my cock? It's bright pink, stretchy, and sticks to the wall when you throw it!"

If you do want to try this packer out due to the price (it is good as a first time packer if you're low on cash and not sure if you'll like packing) just know that it can be a little sticky, as most products with a "realistic" feel can be. You can always put a little corn starch on it to help with the texture, but I'm usually fine without. I don't use a strap with mine, but I have fairly tight boxer briefs that keep my packer in place.

Something to remember: this packer is not meant for penetration. If you're looking for a realistic dildo for strap-on play try the VixSkin line by Vixen Creations. As mentioned above, this particular packer is made of Superskin material, so it cannot be sanitized - but since it's only worn externally, cleaning it with soap and water is sufficient. I've just been rinsing mine with water and cleaning off the lint it picks up. I'd say for this guy just avoid sharing with other people and you should be fine.


One last note- other than the bright pink color and the extreme flexibility, it does look fairly realistic. Not as realistic as the Mr. Right, but not bad for $14.

I will say that I'd like to give the Mr. Limpy Extra Small a shot. If you're worried about size, I'd say go with that one first. Don't let the title fool you. If this one is "small" then "extra small" should be just right for a lot of people.