Crystal jellies ballsy cock - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by dbates

Pretty and pink pleaser

Overall this was a fantastic find. The toy was very cheap and performed better than expected. The size and shape was perfect. Even beginning couples would enjoy this. I loved how easy it was to clean up and put away. Just wash this really well after you get it and you won't notice the smell that much.
Realistic cock appearance and texture. Just right size. Pretty pink color.
The smell is a bit strong at first.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This dildo that works well as a hand held teaser or it can be fastened to any smooth surface by the suction cup on the end allowing hands free play. This is probably too big to use as an oral tool if you're planning on doing some kind of deep throat action, but you can play with the end of it.

This was perfect for vaginal insertion. It only took a few minutes of play to get it naturally lubricated enough to insert it nearly up to the balls. Speaking of the balls they're not only a cosmetic addition they will keep you from getting carried away enough to "lose" the dildo in a whoops too far moment although I think the length alone would keep you from inserting it too far vaginally.

In addition to great bedroom play, you could also take this dildo into the shower or bath tub. The material is perfect for this and since you can use silicon lubricant it could stay slippery even under water. Bath or bedroom, you're going to want some private time to use this. The bright pink color, size, and shape of the dildo really get your attention. It's not something you could sneak into your purse for a quickie during lunch.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Middle age couples
    • Sexually inexperienced/beginners
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Shower

Material / Texture

Since this is a PVC dildo you can be certain that it's going to have a distinct smell when you first get it. I reduced the smell by at least half just washing it once and it really wasn't that noticeable during the first use. Along with the smell there's a slight flavor that is noticeable but again not overpowering. Thankfully this dildo has a great visual aspect that overrides the other senses.

The texture and appearance is great. While I thought the material was a tiny bit tacky at first that quality disappears as soon as it gets the slightest bit of lubrication or moisture on it. The material was very receptive to lubrication and stayed slippery during use. After use clean-up was a snap. You just need some anti-bacterial soap and warm water. Something you already have around anyway.

The dildo was slightly squishy on the outside but quickly gets hard the more you squeeze. While it does mimic an actual cock in that manner, I think the overall hardness is more than that of a real cock.

Design / Shape / Size

The appearance is just what you would expect. It's a fairly realistic cock with a well defined head, some raised veins, and 3/4 balls at the end. (They're slightly flat on the very back). The color was very appealing. It isn't meant to look like real skin but the pink color did remind you of its fleshy origins. It's like a cock with a whimsical fun appearance. It's actually sort of pretty. This might take the edge off if anyone is wanting to try a realistic dildo for the shape, but they're not so sure about having it look like it was chopped of someone and mailed to you. The shape and texture was very pleasurable from what I was told.

The size of the dildo was a surprise. The product description states that it's just over 8" with 6" that can be inserted but it looked much larger in real life. I was actually trying to find something similar to my actual cock size but despite being over 6" and having just over 5 1/2" circumference, I felt like I was slightly outdone by comparison. In the end we ended up being very pleased by the size. It was large, but not freakishly large. This was my wife's (and mine) first experience using a dildo, but it worked out better than I expected so I can safely say that a beginner can use this product.


The best thing about this toy is its realistic cock appearance and the ample, but not too ample size. The head, raised veins, and firmness made for a very near real life experience. It was filling without being uncomfortable. I actually think the color is a plus as well. The only downside to these PVC dildos is the smell and taste.

The suction cup seems to work very well. It stays right where you put it.

Care and Maintenance

This dildo is compatible with both water based and silicon lubricants which could come in handy if you're wanting to take advantage of this in the shower. Silicon lubricants don't wash off as easy. Cleanup is as simple as washing the toy with warm water and anti-bacterial soap. After use I just put it back in the original clear plastic box to keep it from getting dusty.


The toy comes packaged in a clear plastic box that shows exactly what's inside. The dildo is in a clear plastic tray inside the box. Thankfully the shipping was done in a generic Priority Mail box that gave no indication as to what just arrived in the mail. You could use the original box as storage as long as you're not too rough on the packaging. The box is sturdy enough that you could wrap it and use it as a container if you're gifting this to someone.


My wife was extremely pleased with the toy. Even though this was a surprise, and she had never used a dildo before, she love, love, loved it. I won't have to ask twice to use this on her again.
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