Smartballs - vaginal balls discontinued by Fun Factory - review by Dionysian Goddess

I had never seriously considered vaginal balls until I saw these on e.f. I had heard of the different uses of such balls but never had had any friends that could clue me into what exactly they are like. So I took a risk and tried something completely different and new.

I ordered my balls on Thursday hoping that they would arrive before the weekend. Sure enough, the UPS man came to deliver them Friday afternoon but I had missed him by 30 minutes! I was so disappointed that I went to the local UPS mini-hub and picked them up myself later that night! As I walked to my car, I could feel the balls jingle inside the box. I couldn't wait to feel them jingle inside my box!

As soon as I got home I washed, lubed and inserted 'em. I must not have put them quite deep enough because I found myself returning to the bathroom a minute later to readjust. After that they required no additional maintenance. I went in my living room and joined my 4 band mates in our weekly band practice. It was so fun to have this tingly vibration inside of me while I sang and played my violin and mandolin. I had never gotten so into the groove of the music before. Every time I moved my body, the little balls started humming.

The balls and string are made of Elastomed so they are soft-yet-firm, nonporous and quite hygienic. You can clean them with some warm water and antibacterial soap. I found these balls to be highly aesthetic, they looked like delicious candy! Plus, they came in a very classy box with instructions in eight languages. This was a nice surprise since many of my sex toys have come wrapped in too much plastic with a tacky picture of a woman in lingerie. It made me want to buy more Fun Factory toys - Hooray German sex toys!

These balls are weighted with littler balls inside. When you move, the little balls rattle inside, causing vibrations through the outer balls that propagate through you, giving you a wonderful and unique sensation. A couple hours into practice I returned to the bathroom and removed my smart balls, which was a relatively easy task especially since I dislike inserting, wearing and removing tampons. I felt all hot, excited and a little tingling aprés-sex feeling. I wanted to go right upstairs and use my new matching LAYAspot but new I had to return to finish up band practice.

Since that first night I have worn them everyday for a few hours, cooking, shopping, out to a bar. Part of the pleasure is knowing that you have a little secret that no one knows about. I recommend wearing these balls while using a clit stimulator, they give you a nice, but not overwhelming, full feeling and also provide something for your Kegel muscles to press back on. I still cannot tell how much they are strengthening my vaginal muscles, but I think they are doing a good job because they leave me feeling a bit fatigued down there. I also feel like those muscles are not only stronger but that I can control them more finely.