The Flintstones XXX parody by New Sensations - review by Jobthingy

Covers:

The front cover is great. Fred, Wilma, Betty, Barney, Pebbles, and Bam Bam all in Fred’s car . “Yabba Dabba.. Do Her Hard” is scrolled across the top. I really like it.

The back cover features a plot recap blurb, and some stills from the movie but nothing too vulgar or over the top.


Menus and Special Features:

Disc 1 – Play Movie, Scene Selection and DVD Extras. Clicking on the Extra’s part brings you to a menu that tells you to insert Disc 2 into a computer for the bonus material.

Disc 2 - BTS, Photo Gallery, Popshot Recap, Story Mode, Outtakes, iPod Version, Bonus Scene and Trailers.


The Movie


Scene 1 – Wilma (Hillary Scott) and Betty (Brooke Lee Adams)

Fred is hard at work and decides to take a little day dream break. He starts to think of Wilma and Betty getting down and dirty.

The girls quickly shed their clothes and take turns preforming oral on each other, fingering, kissing and licking. They get into 69 and end up the scene with some tribbing.

Best line ever “Lick my asshole! Get in there Wilma” I got a good chuckle out of that.


Scene 2 – Betty (Brooke Lee Adams) and Barney (Anthony Rosano)

Barney gives Fred a lesson in women after Fred thinks maybe he is getting to old for Wilma. He tells him that women are getting into their prime when they get older and that he and Betty are having all kinds of fun since Bam Bam left the house.

He starts to tell the story of just the other day when Betty came to him in some lingerie and holding a crop asking if he has been good. They take turns giving each other oral, and proceed to vaginal sex in multiple positions and after a lot of sweating, Barney shoots his load over Betty’s bits.

It seems that Betty chose that moment to tell Barney that she is bi and she really wants to sleep with Wilma.


Scene 3 – Pebbles (Hayden Winters) and Bam Bam (Seth Gamble)

Pebbles is home from her date with Bam Bam and is horny. She makes him sneak into her window while she comes through the front door so that her parents are not suspicious.

The 2 jump right into preforming oral on each other and quickly flashes to vaginal sex in various positions. The fact that he says “Bam Bam” in the middle of it all had me in stitches. Bam Bam gives her a facial and soon ends up leaving out of the window because Fred knows he is there.

Scene 4 – Mr Slate (Rod Fontana) and his secretary, Miss Stone (Misty Stone)

Fred and Mr Slate talk about how he is not himself. Fred says that it is his birthday and he feels like Wilma did not even notice. After Fred leaves, his secretary comes in to chisel a memo. He fantasizes about her pouring water all over herself rather than in a glass for him.

They, of course, start to get it on. They perform oral on each other (with WAY too much spitting for my taste), move onto vaginal sex in a multitude of positions and he finally blows his load on her rear.

This was my least favorite of the scenes. All that spitting she did really grossed me out.

Scene 5 – Wilma (Hillary Scott) and Tyler Rockman(Dale Dabone)

Fred starts to day dream of his birthday surprise when Tyler pops into his head. He is clearly jealous and is very suspicious that Wilma is having an affair with this young, strapping man.

The 2 start to perform oral on each other and engage in some dirty talk. They have vaginal sex in various positions around the kitchen and he eventually gives her a facial.

Fred comes around and heads home with Barney only to find out that Tyler is actually Mr. Slate’s gay personal chef and has no interest in Wilma at all. He is there to make Fred a surprise birthday meal.

Camera and Sound work:

The camera work was great. The angles were perfect and the picture was clear. I found the sound to be a little up and down at times.


Personal Comments:

I really enjoyed this movie. The actors did an excellent job of staying in character and the set was spot on. Everything was perfect from the costumes, to the set, to the laugh track we all know from the Flinstones cartoon we enjoyed as kids. Unfortunately, poor Fred never does get laid in this film.

If I could, I would give it 4.5 stars, losing only half a star for the weird sound and the horrible spitting but, I cannot, so 4 it is.