The Flintstones XXX parody by New Sensations - review by Darling Jen

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This porn will either leave you grinning from the lovable, knee-slapping humor or the banging all the characters give each other. The cons to this film don't have much weight for me because it was absolutely enjoyable and hilarious to watch. Even though the sex wasn't amazingly intense, I see myself watching this again in the future just to cheer up an otherwise bland day. I can't believe I'm saying this but I loved this film and the only way it could be better is more intense sex.
Good Acting
Amazing Sets
Two Facials
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review

Plot & Content

This film is obviously a parody of the well-known cartoon "The Flintstones". So it's sex with comedic themes and a plot! They stick to the plot rather well so if you like storyline with your porn, this won't disappoint. As for content, it's mostly vanilla sex with hetero couples and one woman-on-woman scene mixed in. While they all weren't spectacular sex scenes (at least to me), I did particularly enjoy two of them so I think there could be at least something to satisfy everyone.

Cinematography & Acting

The cinematography was decent in this film. The lighting seemed to always be right and illuminated everything without creating unflattering shadows or pointing out flaws. Occasionally there was an awkward angle, which was usually fixed immediately, but I found it to be well balanced with very erotic positions and panning so I forgive it.

The settings are pretty elaborate and specific. They didn’t just go halfway and put people in costumes for this parody. The props and CG animation may not be Hollywood quality but it’s much higher than the cheap stereotype porns have and the execution really made this a feature film and not just a collection of sex scenes. And I thought it was added hilarity to the already funny plot that there was a laugh track!

The acting didn’t stop when the sex started! It’s been a pet peeve of mine that once you see a star have sex, you’ve seen all of theirs because they tend to break character for sex and have even said so. But these stars make a good attempt to stay in character, using the Flintstone’s character names and even staying in the voice of their own character, which is hilarious! A person’s ability to take on the personality of a character is what makes their performances exciting and new for every film you see them in. So I was much pleased!


Opening Sequence & Intro

The DVD Menu is actually rather adorable and plays their parodied version of the Flintstone's theme song in a loop. And once you play the movie, it goes into the opening sequence. It's a montage of funny Flintstones scenes that were made specifically for the intro and not just cuts from the film and it's also accompanied by the theme song.

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And as is usual for me to do, I will continue the rest of my review with as little plot revealed as possible. So enjoy reading it without the worry of spoilers!

1st - Brooke Lee Adams & Hillary Scott
Wilma and Betty get it on! There’s a little oral sex but not too overmuch and most of it is cutesy and playful. Then it transitions into plenty of finger play in some very exposed positions where the camera catches everything. The things that stand out in this scene which separate it from the rest are the rimming and tribadism. A short but effective way to start the film!

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2nd - Brooke Lee Adams & Anthony Rosano
Betty, the little nympho and by far my favorite character, goes after her husband Barney with a crop in hand. They both stay in character well for this scene, which is hilarious, and it still manages to be a sexy scene. There’s a little oral sex but the majority of the scene is penetration and gets very intense and ends with them in sweat. This is my favorite scene of the film!

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3rd - Hayden Winters & Seth Gamble
Pebbles and Bam-Bam (now that they’re 18 years old) have a teenage love affair “quietly” in the bedroom. There’s plenty of fingering, some oral sex, and the rest is mostly penetration (which, by the way, seems strangely dry). Though both of the stars are quite beautiful, this one wasn’t intense enough for me. But if you want some pretty people to look at, this scene definitely fits that category. But it ends in a very messy facial shot, which is my least thing.

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4th - Misty Stone & Rod Fontana
No one’s left out! Mr. Slate and Ms. Stone get it on next – in the office – on the desk! That is, of course, after he takes his “Rock Hard” pills. This scene was rather amusing though far from my faovirte. There was a lot of spit. A lot. And some of the cuts were very choppy. But thankfully this scene wasn’t too long, though it does end in an odd shot of her playing with the ejaculate on her butt.

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5th - Hillary Scott & Dale Dabone
Wilma and Mystery Man have a go at it. (Or do they?) There is no teasing in this scene before they get right down to the blowjob, which has a lot of spitting involved that kind of grossed me out. Saliva, by the way, is not an adequate lubricant for sex, despite it being used that way in porn. This wasn’t my favorite scene either for a few reasons. One, she was very noisy and couldn’t stop ‘yeah’ing. And of course I already mentioned the spit. And it ends in a facial, which is thankfully cut short.

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DVD Features and Bonuses

This 117 minute film is shot in widescreen and comes with two discs, one for the feature film and the other is completely dedicated to bonus material! And actually the bonus material included are definitely work checking out! Some of the choices are obvious but I'll explain some of the ones that aren't.

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Party Version - This is the "plot-only" mode where it skips as much of the sex as possible while still following the storyline. Since the movie is actually hilarious, as is the acting, it's pretty enjoyable.

Bonus Scene - This scene is actually not related to the film, which I found a little confusing, but it's another sex scene for you to enjoy!

Popshot Recap - This is the last minute or two of each sex scene if you enjoy watching the money shot. This does not include the first sex scene with two women.

A XXX Parody - Want a list of other XXX Parodies and get to see the hilarious trailers? Of course you do! Here is the list of other films!

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The last thing worth noting is that the DVD case itself is very safe to be kept out. Yes, it says it is a XXX parody but there are no sex shots featured on the back to shock children if they were to find it. But the cardboard cover the DVD case comes in does feature those stereotypical screen shots so it's your choice in how you want to save the packaging.
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  • leatherlover
    Thanks for the great review. It sounds really interesting.
  • Tuesday
    Nice review. I'm bothered by the fact that Fred doesn't get any in this movie.
  • Darling Jen
    Yeah I thought it was strange that there was no on-screen sex for Fred but I think the guy who played him was a "guest star" and not an actual porn performer.

    I'm still surprised at how much I loved watching this.
  • Vaccinium
    Poor Fred. He deserved to get his rocks off.

    See what I did there?

    Great review, Jen.
  • Waterfall
    Great review! This one looks like a fun dvd
  • Bunnycups
    Haha, now this I would watch.
  • Mr. E
    Sounds funny. Now, I am really looking forward to watching this.
  • Shellz31
    So can't wait for mine to arrive. Should be any day.

    Awesome review
  • namelesschaos
    Thanks for the review. Seems like a well done parody. Poor Fred.
  • dv8
    Yabba dabba doo!
  • BBW Talks Toys
    I WANT this... and possibly the Seinfeld, 70s Show, and Who's the Boss...

    Wonder if they'll use "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."
  • SexyTabby
    Great review - I'll never think of poor Fred the same though - poor baby didn't get none lol thanks!
  • Jul!a
    Oh awesome, nominated!
  • Darling Jen
    Aw thank you, Sam!
  • Emma (Girl With Fire)
    Great review! I am impatiently awaiting my dvds. And even more impatient now
  • I'll Miss You EF :(
    such an amazing review! This makes me really want this!
  • littlezimmey
    Good review! Sounds more entertaining than it seemed at first glance
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    Great review! I was kind of dreading watching this, but now I'm actually looking forward to it. So thanks!
  • naughtyjo
    fab review this sounds like it would be a highly entertaining watch!
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