Devine playchest - storage container by DevineToys / AfterCare - review by *Huxley*

Picture this: Organization 101

I have yet to have problem with my chest, it's sturdy, nothing has broke, frayed, cracked, snagged, dented etc. The craftsmenship is exceptional. It's beautiful and fits a ton. I can find everything since I can sort what-goes-where.
It truly is a must have.
LOCKS, luxe, sturdy, spacious, pockets, handles, travel friendly, discreet.
More pockets, better key.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
So you have a lot of toys, and you don't know what to do. You have tried to organize, but it's not working right? Yeah, I had that problem too. But what are you going to do? Suffer? Ha! I think not.
There is a solution, and it's the Devine playchest.
You want to hear more?
Well, let me tell you, it's beautiful. In my case, I have the 'Midnight Black' edition. That's right, this color is versatile, fitting with any decor. You want to get a bit more dainty, say pretty? The blacks, just too black, you say? Well you can get a touch of pink with the 'Black' edition, cute pink trim, just enough pink to make it, well, pinker. So you say you want to go all out and get as much pink as you can get- to match that lovely Laura Ashley comforter you have? A bit shabby chic, while still being naughty, well you are in luck! Eden also offer the Devine Playchest in 'PINK'. It's totally pink with only a subtle black trim, making it only slightly naughty. How...divine. That's three choices all under $105.00 each.

What we really have here is a totally chic case, all 3 covered in faux croc, with sleek 1W" trim flowing up the sides. A luxe locking strap, which is 2.5" Wide and 13" Long. The strap begins at the bottom of the back lid, travels under the handles and inserts into a chrome band under the front lid.
Here is where the lock from the strap goes, pressing the button down and out, it will lock the button lock into the 'out' position securing your goodies.
Yes, it locks.
Once in the locked position you can secure the case with the turn of a key. Pressing the button 'in' and pulling up, after unlocking with the key, unlocks the strap letting it slide out to open the case.
There is an attached 2 prong chrome plated key on a silver ball chain. The key slips into a 'Devine' labeled tag/pouch. It is attached to front handle. Move it as you wish. As with locking strap, and can be pulled from under the handle and thrown to the back. Easy access, but having under the handles ensures that the chest stays closed. No peeking!

The faux croc is slick and sexy smooth, it has matching black stiching that blends in. It resembles a train case, in fact it can be used as a vanilla train case if you so choose. But I think we all know what you are really here. You want to hide your sex toys. That's cool, so did I- You see, in the 14" Long, 8" Wide playchest, I can hide, Oh, upwards of 40 items. From full sized lubes, to multiple dongs, dils', vibes, bullets, plugs, rings (the list goes on, you'll see), Even a Wahl 2 plus attachments. I have room to spare even.

Inside you will find a 8" Long by 5.5" Tall divider with 2 velcro 1/2" tabs, to move it as you please.
On one side you will even find a 5"Lx3.5"W mesh pocket.
Over a few inches and you will find a 8L"x3/4W" elastic band that is divided into two 4L" slits to tightly store small bottles or vibes. How fancy! Both the pocket and divider strap while the other side is blank.
This means you have 14.5"Lx8"W of usable space, divider or not, since you can remove the divider completely if you hate it. You won't.

On the top, which we will call the lid (creative, I know). The domes split lid is 14.5" Long and each are 6" Wide and 4" Tall. Here inside you will find a mesh pocket measuring 7"Lx4.5"W. There are mesh pockets on both sides in opposite positions. Thats right there are two! The lids are both attached with two 2" heavy chrome hinges.

Being made of a suitably sturdy build it weighs 5lbs empty. Of course you will fit it up with all the goodies you get, lucky for you it has 2 sturdy handles, one on each edge of the lid.
The handles both line up when the lid is closed, they measure 5.5" Across, and 2" Tall. The inside space (where you put your hand silly) is 4.5" Across and 1.5" Tall. There are metal spiky things on either side of the handle. These handles are also covered in sleek shiny pleather, it matches the trim, continuity ya know?

Overview of materials:
Faux croc base
Smooth pleather trim, locking strap and handles
Velor Walls, and floor (14.5"Lx8"Wx6"D)
Suede Divider (14.5"Lx6"W)
Satin interior of lids (14.5"Lx6"Wx4"T)

I have so much inside my chest it's insane. Full, it weighs a whopping 21lbs.
I have
-Love pacifier
-Elite 7x
-Bo + charger
-Ina + charger
-Pirates Jesse Jane's smoking pistol
-mystical dragon
-Lucid dream 14
-Magic Dragon
-Cyber flicker
-Tenga Egg
-Wahl 2 with attachments
-Pure Romance Envy mini Vibe
Fun stuff:
-Bondage tape
-Pleasure can to hold Epona
-2 camera cases, one to store batteries, and one to store the Elite 7x
-Various toy pouches
-8.5oz Pjur Aqua
-5.25oz System Jo H20
-8.5oz Sliquid warming lube
-1oz Rain of love
-Climax bursts toy cleaner
-Pure Romance 4oz Good head
-Pure Romance 1oz Ex-T-Cee cream
-Pure Romance 4oz Sensations lube
-Pure Romance 2oz Pure Silk lube
-Pure Romance 30ml Bosom buddy
-Adam and Eve 1oz Delay Spray
-4 lube/toycleaner samples

All snuggly inside, with room to spare. Spread outside of the playchest it looks like this:
After pulling everything out, I am surprised it fits! It makes me love my chest even more. It's a nice bonus that the I can even store stuff on top of the divider, and have the lids hold it in. They have the extra 4" of space in their height for this reason! Woot!
Even when lifted by the handles, they don't feel like they are straining to hold all whats inside. The velcro divider stays firmly in place and wont budge, the pockets are made of a thick mesh that wont snag, and the elastic band has yet to stretch out.
I love, love, love my playchest!
Follow-up commentary
LOVE IT. This is one of my best finds on EF. Without it I would be sad, and would buy another in a heart beat.
The case, although banged around and bumped into, lifted with more toys then one could imagine-yet it still looks brand new. It has not scuffed, torn, pulled, tarnished or broke. It is a true champ. My original review still stands. It really is everything it is meant to be. It's over loaded and still looking good.
My only complaint is that it's not cheaper, because I would love to have 2.
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  • xxxbluexxx
    great review!
  • Hummingbird
    This is a great idea and I've been looking for more storage. This would look real nice sitting on my jewelry armoir!
  • Real or memorex
    Thanks for the great review.
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  • Cowgirl-Cutie
    Fantastic review!! Loved all the info and pics!
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  • deltalima
    Thanks for sharing
  • TheCemeteryRose
    it's so pretty!!!!! I NEEEES!!!
  • pestilence
    thanks for the review & great photos.
  • elli
    Awesome review!
  • Martiniman
    Great review, thanks!
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