Coochy protection - aftershave by Classic Erotica - review by Ryuson

A Lifesaver!

This product has saved my coochy's self esteem! Prevented all irritation and even cleared up some irritation I had from prior shaves. I will buy this again as soon as I run out! Ingredients listed in my review! Please read!
Thwarts irritation, nice smell, needs no reapplication, doesn't leave residue on panties
Slightly bad taste
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This product is intended to be sprayed onto delicate areas after they have been shaved. It's meant to reduce irritation by creating a barrier between your skin and anything it comes in contact with, along with closing your pores to prevent bacteria from infecting them.

It works well with men or women, though the scent is quite feminine! Guys can always just use a spritz of something more masculine to cover the scent! This is wonderful to use for any situation! It can spray in any direction and won't leak if you take it with you!

There are several ingredients in here that I find are common allergies: glycerin, licorice, and sage! But here's the full list of ingredients which I would highly recommend looking over:

Water, Glycerin, Butylene glycol, Polysorbate 20, Lavendula Agustifolia (Lavender) Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract, Cumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Glycyrrhiza Glarbal (Licorice) Root Extract, Echinacea Agustafolia Extract, Triticum Vulgare (Wheat) Germ Extract, Rubdus Idaeus (Raspberry) Fruit Extract, Epilobium Angustifolium Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract, Lilium Candidum Bulb Extract, Salvia Officinalis (Sage) Leaf Extract, Trifolium Pratense (Clover) Flower Extract, Avina Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Dipotassium Glycyrrhizate, Lavandula Angustafolia (Lavender) Oil, Benzyl Alcohol, Polyquaternium-10, Potassium Sorbstat, and Disodium EDTA.

Wow! That wasn't listed on the product page, but now I know the ingredients list intimately!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Aftershave
    • Bridal gift
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Vulva

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This is very runny, but you don't need to spray on very much! It feels slick when it is wet, but it dries after about 15 minutes and leaves your skin feeling very smooth! It really feels like it's protecting my skin from my clothing, and it makes my stubble feel softer as well!

It is easy to spray on, and I have had no trouble with it staying in place! It doesn't feel sticky or greasy when it's wet or dry, and it leaves no residue on my underpants after wearing it!
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

The aroma is slightly herbal, and reminds me of nicely scented hair spray that salons use sometimes. It isn't unpleasant, but I wish that it was a little bit less floral! Overall it fades quickly, and I only noticed it when I pulled down my panties to use the restroom! It isn't unpleasant, and I doubt that it's potent enough to give anyone a headache!

I tried tasting this wet, and it had a slight bitter flavor. It wasn't too bad, though; my current lube tastes a ton worse. I wouldn't recommend having anyone go down on you while this is still fresh on your skin! After it dries, it tastes even lighter, but there is still a slightly bitter aftertaste! I doubt that it would be very noticeable at all when mixed with your natural juices!
    • Bad taste
    • Light smell
    • Light taste


This product is going to last me a long time. It comes in a very large, well made bottle, and 3 spritzes is all that it takes to cover the area I shaved! It lasted all day without needing replication, which was incredibly convenient! By the time I got in the shower, I noticed a slight stinging as it washed off of my irritable skin, but I simply reapplied it when I got out.

This product does what I need it to! I waited to shave until I got this in the mail and then applied it right after I got out of the shower. I had no redness, swelling, or bumps, and it even helped clear up some irritation I had from my previous shave! Overall, I could not be more impressed with this product.

I did not experience any stinging, but I also did not nick myself shaving. As long as you're careful and don't have any spots that bleed, this product doesn't feel anything but soothing and pleasant.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural
    • Long lasting


This came in a very high quality squirt bottle. I was highly impressed that it can spray at any angle, and I have not experienced any leaking! It's a very tasteful bottle, but the name is printed in large white on pink font. So while from a far it looks like body spray, up close it does say 'Coochy' in large letters. As long as no one looks very closely, I would feel comfortable leaving this in my toiletries bag!


This product is amazing! I had resigned to having to constantly battle ingrown hairs and irritated, puffy skin, especially in the summer. I had tried several products before (some especially for bikini area irritation!) to no avail. However, I decided to give one more product a try.

I would gladly buy this again and again and would give this to all of my friends! It's a wonderful product, and it does exactly what it needs to do. It's a wonderful value for the price, and I will be a frequent 'Coochy' customer.
Follow-up commentary
I just ordered a new bottle because I'm almost out of this. I can't believe that I lived without this product! I still get a few ingrown hairs a shave, and occasionally I get some red bumps along the sides where the edges of my underpants rub my skin, but I haven't experienced any puffiness or infection since I've started using this. It's a dream come true! I also occasionally use it on my underarms when they're particularly sensitive or I'm going to be working out, so the bottle may last longer if you only use it on intimate areas. Still a five star product!
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    Great job!
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    Thanks for a helpful review!
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    thanks for the review
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    Nice review.
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    Great Review!
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