Coochy protection - aftershave by Classic Erotica - review by Vanille

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Protect your shaven skin from EVIL!

Coochy Protection does a good job of protecting skin, however the horrid scent makes me want to run away screaming.
Skin stayed softer longer
Leaky bottle, smells horrible
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Coochy Protection by Classic Erotica is the partner in crime of Coochy Shave Creme. In short, it is used to protect freshly shaved skin by tightening the pores to eliminate any of the irritations that shaving causes. This is safe to use all over the body, just be careful you don't spray it into your eyes.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • After shaving
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Coochy Protection is a mist. It absorbed quickly and was not runny, sticky, or greasy on my freshly shaven skin.
    • Mist

Taste / Aroma


Please tell me that everyone is smart enough NOT to eat this...


This is where Coochy Protection loses some love from me. The aroma was very strong and I didn't like it. To sum it up, a house-mate commented it was akin to the very strong perfume a French prostitute would wear. Thankfully the aroma does not cling and does go away after a while.
    • Bad smell
    • Strong smell


Coochy Protection holds true to protecting your shaven skin. Before I used it, I wasn't using any kind of moisturizer or shave cream, just plain water and the next day my cunts skin was like petting sandpaper. Coochy Protection has kept my skin smooth the day after I used it, and is still smooth today. Because it absorbs into skin pretty quickly, there is no need to clean it off.

I ran into some issues with leakage when spraying. Not sure if I ended up with a botchy bottle, but I did not like the fact that when I pressed the trigger, liquid was dribbling onto my fingers and hand.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely


Coochy Protection did not come contained in any boxes. It is shipped in a plastic baggie to prevent leakage. The bottle of Coochy Protection itself is a 4 fl oz 'female friendly' spray bottle that can spray 360 degrees and even upside down if needed.

The label is very discreet and is OK to leave out/gift if one can look past the fact the company is 'Classic Erotica' and it clearly says 'Coochy' on the label. Needless to say, there's nothing terribly explicit.

As I mentioned earlier, when spraying, it gets a little leaky, be careful.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Leaky container
    • Travel friendly

Personal comments

This product contains glycerin. Those with sensitivities to that ingredient should proceed with caution, especially when using this on sensitive areas.

The complete list of ingredients are as follows:

Water, Glycerin, Butylene glycol, Polysorbate 20, Lavendula Agustifolia (Lavender) Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract, Cumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Glycyrrhiza Glarbal (Licorice) Root Extract, Echinacea Agustafolia Extract, Triticum Vulgare (Wheat) Germ Extract, Rubdus Idaeus (Raspberry) Fruit Extract, Epilobium Angustifolium Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract, Lilium Candidum Bulb Extract, Salvia Officinalis (Sage) Leaf Extract, Trifolium Pratense (Clover) Flower Extract, Avina Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Dipotassium Glycyrrhizate, Lavandula Angustafolia (Lavender) Oil, Benzyl Alcohol, Polyquaternium-10, Potassium Sorbstat, and Disodium EDTA.
    • Allergy concerns
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    This stuff feels great when you get razor burn!
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    I think I am adding this to my growing cart list!
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    thanks for the review.
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    how long until the bad smell goes away?
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    Thanks for an excellent review.
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