Coochy protection - aftershave by Classic Erotica - review by Feisty

Protect Your Coochy!

The Coochy After Shave is a great product that helps protect your skin from irritation after shaving. It helps prevent those ugly red bumps and ingrown hairs. It mists on easily with the 360° sprayer, which allows easy access anywhere. A little product goes a long way, and it is sold at a great price.
+Soothes & prevents irritation
+Easy to apply
-Label on bottle says "Coochy"
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Coochy After Shave by Classic Erotica is intended to be used after shaving to protect the skin. This aftershave forms a protective barrier between skin and clothing to prevent irritation on newly-shaven skin. It has pure, botanical extracts that help soothe and soften the skin. It also helps tighten pores, which discourages possible irritation to sensitive areas. Use this product for intimate areas as well as legs, underarms, and everywhere else on the body! While this product is targeted to women, I don't see why men couldn't use this product too.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Shaving
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Legs
    • Pubic area
    • Underarms

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The Coochy After Shave is a liquid and has the consistency of water. In the bottle, the liquid looks like slightly soapy water with a few suds hanging on top. It sprays on like a cool mist of water, but dries with a slight film on the skin. This is not a bad thing, since this is the light, protective barrier that protects your skin from rubbing against irritating clothing. It dries with a matte finish and makes your skin feel smooth. There is no oily or greasy feeling.

Here is a picture of my hand with a spritz of the aftershave.
    • Smooth
    • Thin
    • Watery

Taste / Aroma

This product is not intended to be ingested. I have not tasted it, and I do not recommend that it be tasted by anyone, as I would think it would taste horrible.

The Coochy After Shave is currently available in one scent: Botanical, a fresh, delicate fragrance. It has a floral scent when you are first spraying it. However, the scent disappears when the aftershave is rubbed in and dried. The scent is light and won't overpower you when you put it on your skin.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good


The Coochy After Shave performs wonderfully. It mists on very easily with the 360° sprayer, which even sprays while upside down. It goes on like water and is easily rubbed into the skin. Just wait a few seconds for the aftershave to dry, and you will have a light protective barrier on your skin. One time, I did nick my skin from shaving, and I noticed that the spray did sting a bit but it went away after rubbing. While using this product, I have noticed that I have less irritated skin, and I no longer get embarrassing red bumps nor ingrown hairs. My skin stays smoother longer, and I find myself having to shave less frequently. It is suggested to be used daily as part of your skin-care ritual.

I was happy to see that I don't need to use much of this product during a single use. I only need a couple of spritzes to get complete, protective coverage on my skin. Because of the little amount that is used, a bottle of the Coochy After Shave will last several months! I use this product with the Coochy Shaving Creme, and I find the aftershave lasts longer than the shaving creme. It is definitely worth the price of $9.99, and I would recommend this to everyone!
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural


The Coochy After Shave comes in a 4-fluid-ounce plastic bottle. There is a misting sprayer on the top, and a clear plastic snap-on lid, which prevents the sprayer from being pressed. The friendly, 360° sprayer allows easy access to mist skin anywhere, and it even sprays upside down. The small-sized bottle and protective lid makes this product easy to travel with.

The front of the bottle has the name and scent of the product. It does say "Coochy" in large letters, which may not be so discreet for some people. The intended use and great features of this product are listed on the sides. There is a list of ingredients on the back. When the bottle is empty, it can be recycled.
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Travel friendly
    • Very informative packaging

Special Features

This product is made in the USA, has not been tested on animals, is sugar-free, is safe for all skin types, is paraben-free, and is sulfate-free.

Although it is stated that this product is safe for all skin types, if you have allergies or sensitive skin, please read the ingredient list before purchasing. If an irritation does occur, discontinue use of the product.

INGREDIENTS (as listed on bottle)
Water, Glycerin, Butylene Glycol, Propylene Glycol, Polysorbate 20, Lavendula Angustifolia (Lavender) Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Glycyrrhiza Glarbal (Licorice) Root Extract, Echinacea Agustoifolia Extract, Triticum Vulgare (Wheat) Germ Extract, Rubus Idaeus (Raspberry) Fruit Extract, Epiloblum Angustifolium Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract, Lilium Candidum Bulb Extract, Salvia Officinalis (Sage) Leaf Extract, Trifolium Pratense (Clover) Flower Extract, Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Dipotassium Glycyrrhizate, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Benzyl Alcohol, Polyquarternium-10, Potassium Sorbstat, Disodium EDTA

Personal comments

I have been using this product for several months, and I will continue using it. I love the results that I get, and so does my guy! I also use it with the Coochy Shaving Creme, which gives me a close, smooth shave. I would highly recommend these products to anyone who is seeking great, silky skin after shaving.
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    The name cracks me up. Thank you for sharing.
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    Thanks for sharing
  • surreptitious
    I'm going to have to give this a go and see for myself how it compares to the aftershave that I currently use - you've made it sound fantastic. Thanks for reviewing!
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    Good review! Thanks!
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