Coochy protection - aftershave by Classic Erotica - review by ~LaUr3n~

Body Guard for Your Coochy

Back up protection for your cooter? Coochy has got ya covered! A spray that can be dispensed at any angle from its unique sprayer, helps to protect from in grown hairs, razor burn, and adds smoothness and hydration. It smells fresh and leaves you feeling silky. it does burn a bit and contains some less than desirable ingredients, but it is a great addition to a beauty routine.
Smells refreshing and clean, makes you feel super smooth and hydrated
Stings, contains glycerin & parabens, long dry time, semi oily til it is dry
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Coochy Protection from Classic Erotica is your cooter's back up defense against after shave irritation, ingrown hairs, and odor. It also helps to soften the area and hydrate the skin. This product is geared towards women, but can be used by men as well. It is also advertised as being for the genitals, but could be used on others areas. It isn't safe for everyone though. The ingredients include glycerin and parabens (in smaller quantities than the glycerin-they are the last ingredients in a VERY long list). The rest of the ingredients are natural botanicals that are very safe and soothing. If you are sensitive to getting UTI's, this product might not be best for you.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bath & body routine
    • Bridal gift
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This is a spray so it is light, but thicker than a perfume or body spray even though it is water based. It takes a while to dry even if you just spray it once. I found that I need to spray it more than once to get the entire area thoroughly but then it takes longer to dry. Sometimes one spray does the job if you spread it around. Before it dries it can feel a bit oily but definitely does not feel that way once it does. When it is sprayed it stays in place and doesn't get messy either.
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

The smell is very refreshing and gives a clean feeling just from the aroma. It is kind of a citrus smell but is hard to describe. It lingers long after use but doesn't smell exactly the same. I would imagine that it will vary on the person using the product just like perfume doesn't smell the same on everyone. This is not meant to be ingested so I did not taste it. However my partner did not ever notice it when giving oral.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good


I was not impressed with this at first. I did not like that it felt oily and that it took forever to dry. The first time I used it I also did not have time to wait for it to dry and thus it did cause all the things it said it would prevent: irritation and razor burn bumps. Not cool! Figuring this was my fault since all the reviews rave about this, I gave it another chance. I used less and gave it more time to dry. It felt luxuriously smooth and sleek after my shave. I didn't get any irritation and my panties felt even sexier rubbing against baby butt smooth skin. My major gripe is that even if I wait an hour or two after shaving, it will sting pretty bad for a bit. This would occur even if I didn't cut myself. The small amount of sting for about 5 seconds is worth the smooth and fresh feeling later. The smooth feeling also lasts for the entire day.
    • Allergy concerns
    • Long time to dry
    • Performance


The bottle is great! It comes in two sizes, a 4 ounce and a 1 ounce (not currently on Eden but can be found on the company site). For the money, you get an excellent amount. The bottle is a plastic spray bottle. The sprayer has a very unique feature. it can be sprayed in any direction-even upside down! This makes it very user friendly for any body type or area. The bottle is semi discreet because it doesn't draw too much attention, especially if it is amongst other body and bath products. BUT, it does have the word 'Coochy' large across the front label.
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense

Personal comments

-Made in the USA
-Not tested on animals

I am giving Coochy Protection spray 4 stars because of the dry time and the oily feeling that lingers until it is dry. It works well after that but for me, no matter what, it does sting a bit. It does produce a nice clean feeling and smelling cooter though!
Follow-up commentary
I really don't use Coochy Protection spray as much as I thought I would. I had anticipated and planned to involve it in my daily shower/shaving routine, but that didn't really end up happening. Because I like to dry off quickly and get into clothes, I often forgot to come back and spray myself. I have to have the delay because the spray stings otherwise. I use this more for "special occasions" where I am standing in front of my closet for an hour after a shower deciding on an outfit. I don't plan on replacing this bottle once it is gone.
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    great review, thankss
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    great review thanks
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    Great review!
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    Great review, thanks!
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