Coochy protection - aftershave by Classic Erotica - review by LuckyLady

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Miracle In A Bottle

Though it smells like baby wipes, the Coochy Protection Mist Aftershave proved to me that I can have smooth skin without irritation. I applied this after using the Coochy Shave Creme and saw immediate improvement in my shave and skin. It left me with healthy skin with a natural glow and most importantly rash free!
-Prevents Irritation
-Moisturizes Skin
-Long Lasting
-Tightens Pores
-Sprays Upside Down
-Smells Like Baby Wipes
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Coochy AfterShave Protection Mist works best when used after shaving with the Coochy Shave Creme. This mist will work for anyone who shaves! It is especially helpful for those who are prone to razor bumps and in-grown hairs after shaving because it protects against irritation. The aftershave mist should be used immediately after shaving on dry skin and can be used on any part of the body, especially your intimate parts! My husband used the creme and mist and has sworn off any other product but the Coochy! For continuous protection, it should be used in between shaves as well. Its water based formula leaves the skin feeling smooth in comparison to oil based products which can leave the skin feeling oily and clog the pores. Because it is water based, this should be sprayed on dry skin or you won't get the desired effect.

This product provides glycerin. Glycerin is an agent that improves smoothness by providing lubrication. It's generally added to alot of skincare products that tailor to people with sensitive and easily-irritated skins. Glycerin prevents skin dryness by moisturizing the skin. Some people are allergic to glycerin. If you are allergic you should seek a product that is glycerin-free. The protection mist also contains oat. This is a natural ingredient that is very gentle to the skin. Skin products with oat soothe irritation and help reduce discomfort. It's a soothing agent that treats itchy skin and is non-irritating to sensitive skin.

The Ingredients are: Water, Glycerin, Butylene Glycol, Propylene Glycol, Polysorbate 20, Lavendula Angustifolia (Lavender) Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Glycyrrhiza Glarbal (Licorice) Root Extract, Echinacea Agustoifolia Extract, Triticum Vulgare (Wheat) Germ Extract, Rubus Idaeus (Raspberry) Fruit Extract, Epiloblum Angustifolium Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract, Lilium Candidum Bulb Extract, Salvia Officinalis (Sage) Leaf Extract, Trifolium Pratense (Clover) Flower Extract, Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Dipotassium Glycyrrhizate, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Benzyl Alcohol, Polyquarternium-10, Potassium Sorbstat, Disodium EDTA

The mist is sugar-free, paraben-free, and sulfate-free but those who have allergies to any of the listed ingredients should avoid this product.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Aftershave
    • Shaving
    • Skin care
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Armpits
    • Legs
    • Vagina

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The mist is very fine, similar to that of hairspray but without the sticky feeling.

After spraying on the body, your skin feels velvety smooth and looks moisturized.

You can immediately feel a protection barrier on your skin when you rub it in but it's not heavy enough to notice when you go about your day. I don't notice that I have any on until I touch the area I sprayed and I feel how velvety my skin is. It doesn't feel like you have product on your body. It just feels like your natural skin but better. There's no sticky or greasy feel to it whatsoever. A small spray will last a long way if you rub it into your skin. It's long lasting and will last until you reapply the next day.
    • Smooth
    • Thin
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

So, the protection mist is a botanical spray. Its ingredients include florals such as lavender, clover, sage and more but it doesn't smell pretty. To be honest, it smells like a baby wipe. Although I'm not crazy about the smell, it is light and short-lasting. The smell dissipates not too long after you apply it but the protection lasts all day.
    • Bad smell
    • Light smell


The protection spray lasted all day long. I didn't have to reapply it until the next day. I started to feel a bit of irritation from regrowth the next morning, so I did a quick spray and got some quick relief. I reapplied it 14 hours ago and it is still going strong. I suspect I won't need to reapply until the morning. The only thing that is not so great about the mist is the smell but it doesn't linger long after application. The best thing about it was the protection! I didn't experience any chaffing or redness on my skin after I used this aftershave. I applied it to my whole body (arms, legs, pubic area, and underarms) and not one area is experiencing any discomfort.

Additional Comments in Experience Section
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural
    • Long lasting


The Protection mist is in a 4 fl. oz bottle. The bottle is made of a thick plastic that feels durable like glass but without the weight. The metallic label makes it easy on the eyes. It doesn't look or feel like a cheap container. The word Coochy is written on the label and may not be discreet for most because of this. The size makes it suitable for travel if you can overlook the word Coochy that's written in plain sight!

A large Bic lighter in comparison to the size of the Coochy Protection Mist:
It's a small bottle but the contents go a long way. A couple of squirts per area will do fine.

The bottle the mist is contained in has a 360 degree sprayer and can spray upside down. There are no air bubbles or sputtering when spraying upside down. This makes it super easy to use on the intimate areas without having to result to awkward handling. Just point and spray! A little spritz goes a long way and rubbing it in makes sure you get the whole area. It dries very quickly, within a few seconds.
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Not discreet
    • Travel friendly

Special Features

*Tightens Pores
*360 degree sprayer
*Sprays Upside Down
*For All Skin Types Including Sensitive Skin


I'm one who is prone to outbreaks after shaving so I decided I owed it to myself to try the Coochy product line. I used the Coochy shave cream and immediately saw results in a smooth shave without irritation. To add protection, I followed that with the Coochy protection aftershave mist and immediately felt a difference. When I shave with normal store brand gels, I tend to have redness and irritation and regular aftershave stings my pores. I think this is because regular shaving gels and aftershaves contain high alcohol content and fragrances that irritate the skin.

So, not only was I surprised that I didn't feel sore after shaving but I also was surprised that I wasn't on fire after using the aftershave. I literally grimaced and bit my lip in anticipation of that first spray thinking it was going to burn like the dickens. After I spritzed it, I jumped, then laughed. It was cold! No burning feeling though! I had completely psyched myself out to thinking that all aftershaves were meant to burn and sting. That was the first reason that I started to fall in love with this product. The second reason was when I rubbed it in, I could immediately tell a huge difference in my skin. It felt like an invisible, light, velvet glove was wrapped around my body. I'm telling you my skin is smoother than it's ever been. I literally feel almost as smooth as if I'd gotten waxed instead of shaved. I haven't experienced any irritation from this product and that's saying something. Especially after I shave my lady parts, I tend to experience itchiness and redness.

My body looks and feels normal with no redness and I'm itch-free. This stuff lasts long too. I apply it once a day and can skip shaving if I want to as long as I use this in between shaves. Sometimes the most irritation results from the hair regrowing but the mist shrinks the pores making it less likely to get in-grown hairs or bumps. I am COMPLETELY bump free! I give this baby 5 stars. The smell is undesirable but what matters is the end result. I'm completely satisfied to have smooth skin without the irritation.
Follow-up commentary
We ONLY use this as a follow up to the Coochy Shave Creme because they pair great together and work together to prevent shaving rashes. This is still more than half way full and we've had this one bottle for 2 months now AND both my husband and myself use it daily.

Our skin feels smooth, firm, and hydrated. It feels genuinely like our skin is being protected and we can tell a HUGE difference in our shave. It seems like we really don't have to shave as often, I can a day or two more than I used to without regrowth or prickly legs. His face is smoother than I think it's ever been before.

This is without a doubt an excellent aftershave. It's not just for intimate areas it can be used all over the body!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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