Coochy protection - aftershave by Classic Erotica - review by ToyGurl

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This Stuff Really is Amazing...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE Coochy Protection. Great for men and women from the pussy to the scrotum to the face to the legs - perfect for anyone, anywhere, any time.
Reduces irritation, Discreet, Great for men and women, Smaller pores, Don't have to shave as often
Smell can get old after a while (but is not overpowering)
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Coochy protection is a spray that is used to protect your skin, pores, hair follicles, etc. after a shave from dirt, sweat, clothing, and more. It is especially important to do this when shaving your nether-regions because... Let's be honest - it gets dirty down there. This can lead to razor burn, infections, scabs, bumps, and tons of other ugly things. So if you want a pretty, clean shaven pussy, here's your stuff!

It works by creating a barrier across your skin. It covers/closes your pores so that nothing can get into them and cause irritation, rash, infection and so forth. Somewhat like aftershave but without the stinging and... it just works better!

Coochy Protection even works well on your legs, arm pits, face, or wherever else you shave. My husband was the first person to buy me this because I always have razor burn after shaving my kitty. I didn't think I would like it too much but now I'm in love with the stuff and I've gone back to buy a few more bottles so I can stock up when I run out! I will never shave again without this spray!

There are a few ingredients that can cause allergic reactions with some people. Here is the full list of ingredients:

Water, Glycerin, Butylene glycol, Polysorbate 20, Lavendula Agustifolia (Lavender) Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract, Cumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Glycyrrhiza Glarbal (Licorice) Root Extract, Echinacea Agustafolia Extract, Triticum Vulgare (Wheat) Germ Extract, Rubdus Idaeus (Raspberry) Fruit Extract, Epilobium Angustifolium Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract, Lilium Candidum Bulb Extract, Salvia Officinalis (Sage) Leaf Extract, Trifolium Pratense (Clover) Flower Extract, Avina Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Dipotassium Glycyrrhizate, Lavandula Angustafolia (Lavender) Oil, Benzyl Alcohol, Polyquaternium-10, Potassium Sorbstat, and Disodium EDTA.

If you see anything that normally irritates you, I would stay away from this product. I am usually allergic to things with a lot of Glycerin in it, but I had no problems with this product at all. As a matter of fact I have had several things IMPROVE from using this products. Smaller pores, no ingrown hairs along my bikini line, and I even went from having to shave twice a week to having to shave only once. Those are just a few of the benefits!

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Coochy Protection is simply a mist. You don't feel it at all once it is dry, and when it's wet it's similar to hair spray. I've never used anything like it but it sure is something else. Nothing like men's aftershave (which I have tried a dozen times) and I just love how it doesn't sting my skin when I use it. You simply spray it on (no pouring involved), rub it in, and you're good to go!

It's amazing how smooth and just how different your skin feels after an application. It feels smooth, dry, and clean - probably the cleanest you've ever felt it before. You can literally feel the barrier between your skin and your clothing, and it's not at all bothering to me.

The spray only requires one application to last you all day. Two or three sprays can cover your pussy just fine, and maybe 5 for each leg. Rub it in, and give it five to ten minutes for it to dry.

Taste / Aroma

The smell of this product really reminds me of a fancy hairspray or some sort of herbal hair product. It isn't a gross or unpleasant smell at all, and I'm glad that it doesn't smell anything like my husband's aftershave! I do wish that maybe it was scented a little differently. Maybe with some peppermint or something less floral. I really just get annoyed by floral scents after using them for so long. Nonetheless, this is nothing that is going to make you nauseated or sick.

There is a taste to this product, which was easily notice by my husband during oral sex. This was probably due to the fact that I had literally just sprayed it on myself, so we gave it a try a few hours later and tasted nothing at all. The taste is really similar to a water-based lubricant, and I suppose most of you are used to that taste by now so this shouldn't be an issue. Once it is dry that taste is hardly there at all. Add some flavored lubricant and go on with your fun.


This product comes in a sturdy plastic spray bottle that holds 4 oz. of liquid. After using it for a month I still had an entire half of a bottle left, so this product will definitely last you a long while. I bought more to stock up simply because I love it so much and I never want to run out. Not to mention that my husband loves using this stuff on his face and scrotum.

Coochy Protection did exactly what it was designed to do - and that is protect your skin. It works very well and I am so blessed that a product like this exists. I went from constant razor burn and shaving irritation to clean, supermodel-like skin within a week. No more bumps, no more burn, no more itch.

One thing I really liked was that if I were to cut myself shaving, the Coochy Protection didn't burn that area at all and actually helped stop the bleeding. It was so awesome because after attempting to use men's aftershave you can really burn yourself with all the alcohol in those products.

Another amazing thing I've noticed is that I don't have to shave as often. It seems like it keeps my hair from growing back so fast which is really remarkable considering that shaving is such a giant pain in the ass for me.

I do want to mention that you should also invest in the Coochy Shaving Cream - they work very well together and it makes shaving your pussy and private parts a whole lot easier.


Coochy Protection did not come in any box, or any plastic. It just came in the bottle with a seal around the cap. The bottle is really nice, with a really cute label that says "Coochy" on it. Very classy looking in my opinion. Blends in well with all my other bathroom products and no one has mentioned or asked about what it is to this day.

The bottle actually sprays from any angle. You can even spray upside down, which is handy since this stuff was made for your private parts. I haven't had this bottle leak at all except once, but it was my fault because I unscrewed the cap to get a little bit on my fingers and forgot to close it all the way. Otherwise, you are ready to travel with this stuff!

Special Features

Here are your special features if you're not convinced already:

- No more ingrown hairs along the bikini line, on your legs, etc.

- No razor burn after a shave.

- No irritation/bumps/bleeding.

- Less time shaving, more time with smooth skin. I've gone from shaving twice (or more) a week to only once a week.

- Smooth, clean, beautiful skin with no imperfections.

- Smaller pores on my husband's face and my legs. I have always had awfully huge pores and my husband has slightly noticeable ones between shaves. When him and myself use Coochy Protection we notice that it appears to shrink our pores which is just so cool.

Personal comments


Classic (Crown) Erotica

COOCHY After Shave Protection Mist

The Coochy Shave Companion

4 FL OZ (118 ml)

Paraben Free



The Perfect Compliment to the Coochy shave Experience!

A Silky-Smooth After Shaving Mist - Forms a protective barrier between skin and clothing as it moisturizes and shields newly shaven skin.

Pure Botanical Extracts - Provide a fresh fragrance while their soothing properties soften skin and tighten pores - discouraging possible irritation to sensitive areas!

Use Daily as Part of Your Skin Care Ritual!

Appropriate to use on any area of the body.

Aim & Mist!

Female Friendly

360 degree Sprayer

Allows E-Z access to mist skin anywhere - even upside down!

2010 WTFN, Inc

Classic Erotica and Coochy

are Registered Marks of WTFN, Inc.

dba Classic Erotica, Chatsworth, CA 91311


Intended for Adult Use - No Animal Testing - Keep out of reach of children - If irritation occurs, discontinue use - Made in USA - Paraben-Free Formula


My experience with Coochy has been awesome. Both the shaving cream and the protection spray work exceptionally well together, but the protection spray is a must-have.

If I had a picture of my poor razor-burned pussy and legs I would be the first to post it up with a picture of my smooth, clear skin that I have now. Unfortunately I'm not one for naked pics! Nonetheless, I can now say goodbye to the days of itchy, irritated skin with bleeding ingrown hairs and large pores. Shaving is now more like once a week instead of twice, and it doesn't hurt at all to wear panties after a shave.

I do want to let you all know that this stuff totally doesn't stain anything. I've accidentally sprayed it on sheets and clothes a million times and there is no staining. It simply dries up into nothing at all! Just like hair spray!

This is perfect for both males and females, and you can use it wherever you shave. Face, arms, legs, buttocks, pussy... Uhm... where else do people shave? Anyway, you can use it anywhere. My husband is always stealing it from me to use on his face. And his face looks pretty darn sexy and smooth and I've noticed a huge difference in the pores on both his face and my legs.
Follow-up commentary
I still love my Coochy Protection! Everyday when I get out of the shower, whether I've shaved or not! It keeps my hair from growing back so quickly, and it keeps away that God awful razor burn. I LOVE IT! Can't get enough! Coochy needs to come out with a whole line of shaving gear! I would buy it in an instant!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Holly Quinn
    wonderful review!
  • Synthete
    Thanks for the review! I wish eden had this in stock so I could try it out, but I think after reading this I'll go look for it somewhere else.
  • Rraine
    Thanks for the review
  • CaseyDeuce
    Great review! Thank you!
  • AwesomeAmanda
    thanks for the review!!
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  • LuckyLady
    thanks so much! I really prefer to be clean shaven down there but I get really bad razor burn when I shave so I've had to stop. Which sucks, nothing makes you feel more like a hairy beast than a hairy vagina lol. I want to try this! And my hubby is prone to ingrown hairs and razor bumps on his face when he shaves so this could answer both of our prayers. Thanks for the review!
  • astrolatry
    many thanks! this sounds fantastic
  • sexy34
    thank you i put it in my cart
  • myluv
    thank you
  • Husband and Wife
    Thanks for a great review
  • Carlie2010
    Great thanks!
  • KinkyKatieJames
    I never even thought of having my boyfriend use this! Thanks for the idea and review!
  • LittleMissy
    Great review!
  • ANF33
    Great review. I'll have to get some!
  • pyratess
    great review, I really want it now!!!!
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  • LuLu-Pop
    Nice review
  • dsumrow1
    Great Review!
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