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Thoughts During Terrible Sex

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Once again, twitter has gone crazy with the bad sex trends and has basically written my column for me. This time there were a few gems worthy of sharing and a whole lot of shit that makes me glad I’m not single.


A few months after reminiscing with a high school friend, (we were trying to remember some ones name) I was having sex with my (then not now) husband and I looked up at him and said that persons name. He looked at me real funny and all I could say was dont forget that name so I can tell my friend what it is. All I could do was laugh. He finished in a hurry and we divorced not long after that.


Great post lol. Very creative hahah good thing this hasn't been my experience.

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