Another Buzzy Bullet

This could easily be a nice addition to any toy box, but because of the potentially unsafe cord it isn't suggested for insertion. If you are looking for something powerful for clitoral stimulation without having to shell out a lot of cash, this may be the toy for you.
Looks good
Cheaply made
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is another multipurpose battery operated bullet vibrator. It can be used for stimulating the nipples, clitoris. Or, you can use it on your man's testicles or base of the penis while pleasing him orally. Because of the wiggly cord and cheap plastic, inserting this toy into any orifice isn't suggested because it make break and get lost ending in another embarassing E.R. horror story.

What this bullet lacks in safety, it makes up for in a unique futuristic look and power. If you are looking for something rumbly, look elsewhere. This baby is a buzzy one!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Impluse Mulitfunction Hyper Bullet is made from a hard, transparent nonporous plastic. The plastic bullet has no texture, and would be smooth except it has that unsafe seam going around the middle of it. When taken out of the clear plastic bag it had a light "new plastic toy" smell. Which faded fairly quickly after the first washing.

This would be a toy better suited for beginners or someone in the market for something cheap, flashy, and powerful. Advanced users may want to skip this one.
    • Light odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design was better than most basic bullets on the market. One of the things that really caught my attention was the fact that it wasn't PINK. The dark purple is beautiful and the fact that it lights up made it pretty different from most of the cheaper toys in my collection.

The shape is all around pretty average. A simple bullet attached to a short cord, connected to a bulky battery pack. The size was nice. It wasn't too big or too small. The batter pack fit nicely in your hand and the base of the bullet where the cord connects has a slight texture wheich made holding it during use a lot easier. The Impulse Multifuction Hyper Bullet isn't very discreet, but is a small enough size that it would be easy to hide when not in use.
    • Beginner
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Impulse Multifuction Hyper Bullet is pretty small for as much power as this baby has. The battery pack is roughly 4" long by 1 1/2" wide. The cord is 30". The bullet itself is about 2" long and less than an inch wide. It uses three AAA batteries and would be great for traveling.

This bullet has lots of vibration patterns and levels to choose from. It has a vibration level from 1 to 10 and features five different patterns: steady vibration, roller coaster, escalation, short fast pulses, medium length pulses. The controls are easy enough for anyone to figure out without consulting the instructions. The up and down arrows control your vibration setting, while the "F" buttion switches the pattern.

You may want to use this toy when alone or try turning up the music or TV because this bullet gets LOUD.
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

Because of Impulse Multifuction Hyper Bullet's cord and seams, the only real way you can wash your new toy is by either giving it a light coating with a disinfecting toy cleaning spray then wipe it down and let it air dry, or you can wipe it down with one the famous Eden Fantasys toy wipes. You may want to invest in a nail brush to clean out the seam easier.

This toy should not be submerged in water or inserted into you or your partner's body. And, please remember to remove the batteries before cleaning this or any other battery operated toy.

This toy can be stored anywhere and used with any kind of lubricant. You can put it in your sock drawer, put it in a toy box, or where ever you can think of storing it. Remember to remove the batteries after use so it doesn't accidently turn on.
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

All in all, I'm glad that I didn't actually have to pay for this toy.

Bullets and eggs just aren't what I'm looking for in a toy. They are far too buzzy and loud for my liking. Don't get me wrong, it looks nice and it pretty powerful. I'm sure that lots of people will enjoy the Impulse Multifuction Hyper Bullet. It was too buzzy and strong for *ME*. I couldn't even use it five minutes without my lady bits going numb and falling asleep.
Follow-up commentary
This is another toy that I just can't bring myself to enjoy. Buzzy little bullets like this leave my ladybits feeling numb and tend to turn me off by how loud they are. It only gets used if I am desperate for stimulation and everything else is charging.
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    Thank you for your review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Great review, thank you!
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    Thank you!
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    Thanks for the review. Seems like a lot of money for this.
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for your review!
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    Great review, thanks!
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