Multi-yawn bullet

This toy turned me into Goldilocks. It was too big for me to comfortably use externally and too small for internal satisfaction. It was not intense enough or too intense. It does offer a lot of variety, but it just wasn't working out for me.
*Pretty color?
*Vibrations are too low or numbingly intense.
*Too small for internal and too big for external
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This is a bullet vibrator with corded remote control. This is best used for external areas, but it can be shallowly inserted into the vaginal opening. I wouldn't recommend using this for anal play because I wouldn't trust the thin cord to retrieve the toy from the anal cavity.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

This is made completely of smooth plastic. Plastic rates an 8 on the EF safety scale because it is non porous. The bullet portion does have seams but they didn't bother me at all during use.

This is rigid with no flex because of the plastic, so don't grind it too hard against yourself or you may end up with bruising... unless that is your thing and in that case... have fun!
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This is really two portions attached with a cable. The bullet is about 3" long with a 1" diameter. That makes it about 3" in circumference. The remote is longer and about 5". Honestly, this toy is way too small for me internally, and much too large for me clitorally. My lady parts are totally Goldilocks. This would be a great toy for beginners because of it's sizes and functions. (more on that in the Funtions section)

The bullet is pretty general in shape and size for a toy of this type. The ends are blunter than some bullets, so there isn't as much pinpoint vibration.

This vibe is pretty obvioulsy a sex toy, but it's small, so traveling with it would be easy as long as you don't care if a TSA agent knows you play with toys.
    • Beginner
    • Futuristic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

Unlike most vibrators, this one has two different controls. There is a Funtion button, labeled F, and a separate intensity button, labeled with arrows. This allows one to control the intensity and the pattern independently of each other. I think that this is a great idea.... I just didn't like the vibrations.

The vibrations for me are buzzy and numbing. The low settings are too low and the mid range to high ones make everything numb. I hated this toy because of this.

There are 10 different patterns on this toy. I prefer steady vibes, but there are so many options that there will be something for everyone with this toy.
    • Hard to figure out
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

This can be cleaned with a toy cleaner or mild soap and warm water. Be careful with this because it is not waterproof. I would recommend removing the batteries before cleaning and letting dry before putting them back it.

Plastic doesn't require any special storing considerations so feel free to store this wherever you would like! I just tossed it into a shoebox in my closet where I keep the toys I don't love.

Maybe some day I will construct a sex toy robot out of them...
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean


This was packaged in a clear plastic bag that included no special information on it regarding this toy. You an clearly see the toy through the packaging.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

This is a great toy for beginners in my opinion. It's got a ton of variety and it unintimidating.


Every time I tried to use this toy I was frustrated. It was too low or too numbing. I am very picky about toys, so I realize that this will be great for other, but for me it was completely useless.
Follow-up commentary
I still find this an incredibly boring toy. I never use it. I hate just about everything about it. I do like the way the controls are designed, but the actual toy itself does nothing for me. This has been banished forever to the box in the back of the closet.
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  • Contributor: Geogeo
    I'll definitely pass now. Thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: TheSinDoll
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Rey
    thx for the honest review
  • Contributor: SexyRayne
    Good review the honesty really gives a good view
  • Contributor: Apirka
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: Wicked Wahine
    ...construct a sex toy robot out of the toys you don't love...LOL! I'll definitely be skipping this now that I know it's so buzzy & numbing, Thanks.
  • Contributor: Harpina is gone
  • Contributor: Lovely Jubblies
    Thanks for the helpful review
  • Contributor: LavenderSkies
  • Contributor: Real or memorex
    Thanks for the review! I also liked the robot idea.
  • Contributor: leilani
    hmmm sooooooooooooooooooo good as a free gift bad as anything else got it
  • Contributor: PassionCpl
    Great review, thanks
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