Can't Beat Free

Overall I have to give this toy a high rating because of the quality we received for the price we paid ($0). If it was full price I would opt for a cordless or more waterproof toy. As it is this toy is a valuable addition to our collection.
Powerful Vibrations
Seam in middle
Easy Press Buttons
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This toy is designed for vaginal use. I would not recommend it for anal use since it has a seal running along the center of the toy which aside from being painful would be hard to clean. Because of its long reaching cord it is great for stimulating the G-spot, or can be used externally on the clit or nipples. Ideally I believe this toy is designed for couples to enjoy together. My husband loves being in control of the multi-function multi-speed remote.

  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The bullet and it's controller are made of hard tasteless odorless plastic and are connected by a cord of about 30 inches. The plastic may be smooth but there is a seam in the middle of the bullet that may be uncomfortable if not properly lubricated. The texture is comfortable for beginners but the vibrations can be a bit strong at times if set too high.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design is simple and brilliant, vibrations are generated at the tip of the end of the bullet but can be felt throughout due to their strong nature. The see through purple tinted plastic provides a windows to view the turnings in the bullet as well as examine the board and batteries in the handle. The controller is nicely sized to fit comfortably in one's hand and the bullet is neither too big nor to small to fit nicely inside the vagina for delivering stimulation. The toy is not discreet, anyone who looks at it could guess what it's purpose is, however it does not take up much space so can be easily hidden in a toy box.

    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrator has 10 speeds operated by a simple up/down arrow interface on the left side of the controller. On the right side of the handle is a "F" button for function. There are 5 possible functions. The functions are as follows:

I - Steady pulse at intensity selected
II. - Rollercoaster which cycles from 1 to 10 in intensity then back again
III. - Steady climb from 1 to 10 then repeat
IV. - Two short pulses followed by one long pulse at the intensity selected
V. - Series of rapid pulses at the intensity selected

My personal favorite is function 4 at setting 6. The controls are easy to use but maybe a bit too easy. If you leave the batteries in anything can accidentally press a button turning on your toy, so make sure you remove the batteries when not in use. This is a recommended practice anyway since it protects your toy in the event of leaking batteries.

The vibrations can get very strong the closer one puts it to ten and in those cases can be very loud, even heard through a closed door when under a blanket. Be careful if you have roommates or live with your parents that you make sure they don't hear the random whirring noises and decide to come see if you are alright.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

To clean simply wipe with toy wipes or wash the bullet with warm soapy water. Storage is simple: remove the batteries and place it in the toy box. This toy is compatible with water based lubricants which wash off easily.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Coming straight from edenfantasys and bearing its signature logo, this toy came wrapped only in a simple plastic bag. The bag is not discreet, not good for gifting, and could not be used for storage. There were no instructions given and none needed to figure out how to operate.
    • Minimal

Personal comments

I was more impressed by this toy than my husband who felt the buttons were too easy to press, and the seam in the middle was too much of a sanitation hazard. "There's nothing really special about it." He says. It's like any other bullet to him, except he dislikes that this one is on a leash. One thing we both agree one: the price was right. We got the item free with a large order. That makes this toy more than worth it to get. However, it isn't worth spending full price ($36) for unless you really like a variety of vibrations coming from a small but powerful point. Maybe I could justify buying it while it is on sale. It is a nifty toy to have around, and I'm looking for a chance to get a second one in case an unforeseen disaster takes this one from me or breaks it.

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  • Contributor: angel42539
    great review, thank you!
  • Contributor: Sera26
    Thanks for the helpful review & photos.
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