Rock-a-Bye Baby

If you like it loud, this is the cat's meow. If not, please, run away and never return, unless you have learned Hakuna Matata and have lost all worries. If anyone is asleep while you play, they won't be with this toy on.
control is clear
seam, painful, loud
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Bullet: The bullet is a bit of a painful item. It has a seam that you can feel. Like with any toy, you don't want that. It can hurt, scratch, or irritate your body parts. Clearly that is a big down side. The bullet is loud to incredibly loud when you change its settings from weak to strong. Also, this brings another factor into play, the intensity. The level goes from annoyingly slow to incredibly painful numbing! I don't like this to, nor does it like me. OUCH!

Control: This is a simple control; push the button up and down for different levels. This is definitely the most easily read control. It will indicate what level it is on, on the front of the controller. I think more toys need this clear of readings. It takes three AAA batteries to make it work. Mine ate batteries, though. Good thing I now have rechargeables.

Clean and care: This toy is not water-proof! Don't believe them if they say it is! Use soap and water, toy cleaners, or toy wipes for the hyper bullet. The cord looks weak, so please do not bend or fold the cord. The toy in general is built ok. To dry, either use a soft towel (maybe that is why they gave both as a gift) or air dry.

I decided to test the toy in private, no hubby around, and I am glad I did. It gave me a headache it was so loud! I tested all of the levels and learned it can become painful rather quickly and easily. The plastic felt scratchy against my clit, then I learned why. The seam was clear as hot pink in a sea of black! This was sad and am glad it was free. If I had spent money on this, I would cry.
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