Hyper bullet

This bullet is a decent one for a first time bullet (second or third) or for someone that doesn't require a lot of power and doesn't mind the buzzing noise. It has multiple speeds and patterns for a diverse range of pleasure.
Multiple speeds
Multiple patterns
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Impulse multi-function hyper bullet is a decently powered bullet with multiple speeds and multiple patterns. This large bullet is designed for external stimulation only, however it could be inserted about an inch vaginally for some teasing. It's main uses are for clitoral and all over external vaginal pleasure. You can also use it to stimulate the nipples. Incorporate it into oral with your male partner. Do NOT use this toy anally- it is NOT a safe, nor good idea. This bullet is nice for beginners and those that don't require a lot of power.
This bullet isn't discreet at all, being attached to a remote and all. You could travel with it, but I advise taking the batteries out because the buttons are sensitive.

Material / Texture

The Impulse is made of solid, smooth plastic, rating a 10 on Eden's safety scale. There is a seam in the middle of the bullet and it can be felt, though it isn't harsh. The remote is also made of plastic. There are no special materials or added textures to this toy making it friendly for any user. There was no apparent smell to the toy.

Design / Shape / Size

The remote is a decent size that fits nicely in your hand and you can wrap your fingers around it. Getting lubricant one it can make it harder to hold on to. The remote is 4” long and 1 1/2" wide. There is about 30" of cord. The bullet is a about 3" long and has a circumference of 3". It is rounded at the end as opposed to being pointed like some bullets.
It's a little larger than the typical remote bullet, but it isn't intimidating and suitable for any user.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Impulse requires 3AAA batteries. It has 10 speeds and 5 patterns. To turn it on you push the up arrow, to turn it off, you push the down arrow (sometimes you have to push it to go from the speed level you're at until it turns off, some patters only require one push of the arrow down to turn it off)- confusing, I know!
The F button controls your 5 patterns, press it to cycle through the five.
1. Low steady vibes. Push the up arrow to increase speed up to 10
2. Roller coaster (low to high). Pushing the speed arrow does nothing here
3. Escalation (low to high). Pushing the speed arrow does nothing here
4. 2 pulses and a long pulse. You can push the up arrow to change the speed
5. Quick pulses. You can push the arrow up button to change the speed

The vibrations can be felt through the entire bullet. They are very buzzy and can leave your hand feeling buzzy after using for a short while. The buttons are easy to push. The vibrations sound buzzy and are a bit loud. On the higher settings it can be heard outside of a closed door.

Care and Maintenance

To clean the bullet you can use a toy cleaner, wipes or soap and water, just be careful not to get any water into the battery compartment since it's not waterproof. You should remove the batteries when not in use. Any type of lubricant can be used with this bullet.


It came in a sealed plastic bag which really cannot be used for storing. Since it's plastic, it's safe to house around other vibes. I suggest keeping the twisty tie to wrangle the cord back up when you're done. There were no instructions, but it's pretty easy to figure out how it words.


This bullet has the buzzy vibrations that I like, but it lacks the real power and the noise is just distracting! It does have a variety of speeds and functions, and if it weren't for the noise, I'd probably be happy with it if this were my first bullet (or few) and if I didn't like stronger vibrations. I don't think it's worth the price tag though, to be honest. I'd maybe justify paying around $10 but certainly nothing more than that. I chose it as the free gift with an order, needless to say it'll probably be going to a friend.
Follow-up commentary
This is a decent bullet for a beginner and for someone that doesn't need a lot of power. The variety of speeds and patterns are pretty nice. It didn't have the power for me so I passed it on to a friend who may get some use out of it.
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  • Contributor: joiedejouets
    Nice job. don't think I'll be purchasing this
  • Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster
    Thanks for your review! I should be receiving this in the mail later today. I too added this as a free gift to my order. That's terrible it's so loud! 4 bees??? & 3 vrooms definitely wont do anything for me.
  • Contributor: Zombirella
    Some put three, but three I am SOMETIMES comfortable with not living alone and all, but this-no way!
  • Contributor: js250
    Good review! Mine isn't as noisy.....
  • Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! The power isn't enough for me though.
  • Contributor: mpfm
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: ZZ
    Thanks for your review! When the noise outweighs the power it just doesn't seem worth it.
  • Contributor: Zombirella
    I don't know, I don't live alone and I'm paranoid of anyone hearing, so maybe thing SEEM louder to me?

    Thanks to everyone for voting
  • Contributor: KrissyNovacaine
    Thanks for the review! I got this a long time AFO and was also unimpressed
  • Contributor: PassionCpl
    Great review! This is a current freebie but I think I'll pass on it
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