Malfunction Bullet

The Impulse Multifunction Hyper Bullet was not what I expected it to be. It had so much wrong with it, I am just sorry I got it in the first place.
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One day as I was browsing EdenFantasys I came across the Impulse Multi-functon Hyper Bullet. I had recently been looking for something nice to do for my girlfriend and thought this would be a nice surprise. Unfortunately, I was very wrong.

The problems with this toy started when it arrived in a cheap plastic bag with no instructions. The Impulse Multi-function Hyper Bullet by Cal Exotics is made of plastic which is only an eight on Eden's material safety scale. I prefer silicone or glass, but that is just my opinion.
This toy has two parts, a controller and a bullet. These two are connected by a short cord which gets in the way during use. The controller on this toy is cheaply made. It has two buttons to control the cycles and speeds. The bullet itself can be inserted up to three inches and has a maximum diameter of one inch.

The Impulse Multi-function Hyper Bullet is not water proof. Another disappointment. It also only comes in purple with no other choices.
The vibrations, according to my girlfriend, are kind of weak. There is just a lot of down falls to this toy. This toy can be traveled with, but it is not discreet by far, mainly because it is on the louder side. I was hoping it would be much more quiet.
To clean this toy, you can use toy wipes.

I definitely would not recommend this toy to anyone. The weak vibrations, plastic materials and noise make it less than enjoyable. This was not a winner by a long shot. I am really sorry that I tried this toy as it simply doesn't work at all for us. it might be exactly what someone else is looking for but it misses the mark on too many points to recommend it for anyone else.
Follow-up commentary
This toy was not worth it by a long shot and now it just sits in my toy box. I sure wish this would have been better.
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My Impulse multifunction hyper bullet tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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