Not worth the price.

If this wasn't a free gift, I wouldn't have even thought about getting it. It's way too weak for me and is very loud. If you don't need many vrooms in your toy and don't care how loud it is, this toy might be for you. If you want a strong and quiet toy, run far away from this one!
Was a free gift, pretty color
Not worth the price, weak, loud
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
If this wasn't a free gift with my order, I wouldn't have even thought about getting it. But, who doesn't like free things, especially things that are over $35? The Impulse Hyper Bullet is way overpriced. I had read someone's review on how it should probably be only $10 and I totally agree!

After adding this to my cart and placing my order, I had checked the ratings on this bullet. There are a bunch of mixed reviews. I figured "Why not? It's worth a try." I had received this in the mail with my Salsa. Maybe that was my mistake to have it come with an extremely powerful toy. Feeling the vibrations from the Salsa, then trying the Impulse Bullet, is insane. Compared to the Salsa, the Impulse Hyper Bullet feels like a little poking action on your clit. No sensation or anything.

The Impulse Hyper Bullet came in a simple plastic baggie. It didn't come with a pouch or anything to keep it safe while you store it in your drawer or toy box. It's a beautiful purple color with white writing. I've never had a bullet that connects with a cord so I'm assuming what the bullet is connected to is called the control box. In my opinion the cord is coming out of the wrong side of the box. It's connected at the top of the box while I think it should be located at the bottom.

You can see through the plastic bullet and see its vibrating motor. It takes 3 AAA batteries, which I luckily had from my Duo Obsessions Lavish that I never use. I slid off the backing of the remote and easily placed the batteries inside. I pressed the up arrow button to turn it on. First thing I noticed was how it's kind of noisy, especially for just the first setting. I pressed 9 more times to get to the highest setting. It was louder than what I had thought it would be. I have other people living in this house and I thought they could probably hear it vibrating through my closed door. I had to shut it off and wait for everyone to go to bed just incase.

It has 10 speeds with 5 patterns. I'm not much of a pattern person so the patterns aren't special to me. On the product page, it shows that this bullet has 4 vrooms. In my opinion, I rate the vrooms at a 2 or 3. It sounds like it should be very strong but it's really not. I pressed the bullet up to my clit on the highest speed and barely got any sensation. Once you put pressure on your clit with this, it weakens drastically. I was definitely disappointed since I expected more from this bullet. I didn't even try getting off with this since I knew I needed more vrooms than it was giving me.

This is the first bullet I've had where it is connected to a cord and control box. I wouldn't recommend putting this inside of yourself incase the cord breaks. I know I wouldn't attempt it. I also wouldn't recommend this to anyone who likes strong vibes. I'd tell them to run away because not only is it not strong but it's not worth the price. If you're looking for a cheap bullet that takes a battery, try out the High Intensity Bullet! It's extremely strong and does the trick in a matter of minutes.
Follow-up commentary
I tossed this out because I have no use for it. Compared to my Salsa and High Intensity Bullet, this toy is extremely weak. I hate throwing anything away, but this had to go.
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My Impulse multifunction hyper bullet tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
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  • Contributor: js250
    Thanks for the review!!!
  • Contributor: Wicked Wahine
    Thanks for the review. The Salsa I have makes everything else pale in comparison, as well!
  • Contributor: mfletcher1
    Thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: Anne
    great review
  • Contributor: ZZ
    Thanks for your review!
  • Contributor: PassionCpl
    Thanks for the review. I'm surprised this is so expensive (considering what it is & does) too
  • Contributor: MrsandMrbunnysoffun
    Thanks for the review. I have to admit, my husband is in love with the one we got.
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