It's Hyper alright, but not for me!!!

This is a great concept. There are many, many uses with lots of vibration settings. It didn't do anything for me. Maybe it's just me, but the hard plastic bullets seem, well, like hard plastic. The hyper bullet didn't feel good on my lady bits, or any where else on me for that matter.
Many uses
Many vibration patterns
Noisy on higher settings
Battery compartment hard to keep closed
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review

There are many, many uses for this, alone or with a partner. It can be used on your nipples, your lady bits, clitoris or vaginally. He can use it on his testicles, on the head of his penis or at the base of his penis. Heck, you could probably put it in your coffee and mix in the creamer just don't fully immerse it. The Impulse multifunction hyper bullet can be used alone or in combination with other toys. It can make your glass dildos rumble. Needless to say, the name is also a description--Multipurpose. Because of the cord and connections I wouldn't try to use this anally. I fear it could break and get lost.


Unfortunately, the hyper bullet is made of hard plastic. It has no give, it doesn't feel soft and it doesn't feel nice on any part of my body. It is smooth with a very slight seam. extures here. At least it's dark purple and not the blasted pink. It has an Eden safety scale rating of 8/10. The hyper bullet is nonporous, latex and phthalates free.


The hyper bullet is a bullet with a cord attached to a remote. The bullet piece is 2 inches long and 1 inch around. The cord that attaches the bullet to the remote is 30 inches long and is nice if you want to let your partner controls your vibes. The connection to the bullet is reinforced and sturdy in appearance but I don't know how long it will stand up. I have read many other reviews that state that the cords break and they can break at the connection to the bullet. This is why I definitely wouldn't use it anally.

The remote has three buttons, the up and down vibration buttons and the F function button. The bullet is turned on and off with the F button. The remote is 4 inches by 1 1/2 inches. It is easy to hold on to and push its buttons for use. The remote has red LED lights on it to let you know what level of vibration and the intensity of the patterns that you are using.


The hyper bullet has limitless combinations with the vibration scale of 1 to 10. After choosing a vibration level, you can start the different patterns. There are 5 different pulse patterns, the pulse patterns do vary depending on how high the vibration setting you use. The higher you go on the vibration scale, the louder and louder the bullet becomes. This is not a toy that could be used in group living situations. It can be heard through thin walls. Turn up the music if you plan on using it.

The hyper bullet feeds off of 3 AAA batteries, the batteries are contained on the back of the remote. I had a hard time getting the compartment closed and then trying to keep it closed. I take the batteries out of my toys when not in use. And this was a pain every time I tried to use the bullet. Kind of a mood killer. I have actually have batteries erode inside of beloved toys and ruin them. Always take your batteries out!!

The remote is not waterproof, I really wouldn't trust the bullet submerged in water. So when using to mix your coffee, hold on to the connection to the cord so you won't drop it in!


The bullet is hard plastic, easy to clean with wipes, toy cleaners, antibacterial soap and water with a washcloth. The bullet is compatible with all types of lube, water based, silicone, hybrid, oil.

The bullet is easily stored in any drawer, makeup bag, or purse. It is not discrete and most people would know what it is for. TSA will smile at you.


The bullet came in a clear plastic bag from Eden Fantasy. No instructions included.
I believe, it's just me, but this is the second plastic bullet that I have tried and didn't like. The concept is great, the color is great but the hard plastic just doesn't do it and was more annoying than anything. I received this as a free gift with purchase and thank goodness that I didn't pay for it. I would suggest trying a higher end clitoral stimulation device rather than the hard plastic bullets. I gave the bullet 2 stars because of the great functions and remote.
Follow-up commentary
I am just not responsive to these hard plastic bullets! I wish that I was. I am waiting for Mimi to come back in stock, so I can see if she will work for me.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • Contributor: Kissy
    I like that, "TSA will smile at you" (Creative/good way to say it's not discreet!)
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  • Contributor: M.O.'s Girl
    Nice review. I, too, received this as a "freebie" with one of my orders, but I haven't tried it yet. Like your idea about using it to mix the creamer into my coffee--that made me laugh.
  • Contributor: Mrs.Intensity
    Great review I am not a fan of hard plastic :/ but I am sure some people couldn't care less about what it's made of.
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    Thanks for the review.
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    awesome review
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