Impulse multifunction hyper bullet - slim bullet discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by ArcaneBlast

I recently got this with a towel for free with a 78.99 purchase. This bullet is mainly for clitoral simulation, but since it has a cord it can be used for penetrative use, but I would not ever use it anally since the cord can break or it might not pull out and a trip to the ER is never fun. It's a great massager for teasing erogenous zones or 'hot spots' on the body. If it's free everyone should have one.

This is mainly plastic, which transfers vibrations well due to its density, but it doesn't feel realistic at all. It's just a simple round bullet so it's not pinpoint nor does it have a texture. This can be universally used by anyone. It doesn't smell though which is great, but that's about it.

The design is simple. It's just a bullet with a cord leading to the controls. The bullet is of average size at 3" length and 1" diameter. Due to the control part, it isn't easy to hide, and because of the shape you can't really claim it's just a kids toy. What I do like is that you can have someone else use the controls while you move it around you, unfortunately it isn't wireless so you can't go outside and have discreet fun.

This has 10 levels of intensity and 5 functions. They're the standard straight vibration, two of them are surges where its like pzzzzz pew, pzzzz pew, escalating vibration, and a pulse. My favorite is the straight vibration. This isn't very intense until it goes to 10 which is pretty intense. I think the intensity is exponential since 9 isn't too high, but 10 is.

I also like that this shows which function and intensity it's on so I know what it is and don't keep clicking thinking there's more or have to guess/ keep track of where it is intensity wise or function wise. I also like that only the functions loop through, but intensity you can adjust up and down and it stops at highest and you dont go back to 1 if you click up too much. What I don't like is that to turn it off it's turning vibrations to 0 instead of an on and off button and it remembers where you were last time.

You simply have to wash it, and this is compatible with all lubes. Though plastic doesn't clean completely so I wouldn't share this with other people. Plastic also doesn't deteriorate too much with time and all you really have to do is keep it away from heat and not tangle the cord.