Not as Powerful as Eden's Other Bullets...

The Impulse Multifunction Hyper Bullet (Whew! That’s long) is a beautiful purple bullet. It is fairly strong, has lots of patterns, and is easy to use. For someone who loves lots of power, this bullet didn’t have enough oomph for me. I prefer Eden’s basic bullet. It’s much stronger and cheaper. However, this bullet has a lot of great things to offer! Most people will probably love this bullet, I just didn’t.
Published:
Pros
Lots of Settings
Fairly Powerful
Purple
Cons
Not Waterproof
Hard to Close Battery Compartment
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

After absolutely loving Eden Fantasy’s bullets, I was really excited to get this free with my recent order. This pretty purple bullet is easy to use, has lots of patterns, and is fairly powerful. However, for me it didn’t have enough power as the other Eden bullets. It brought me to the edge, but couldn’t pull me over on its own. I’m kind of picky with my vibrators though. I tend to need lots of power to orgasm. If you can get this for a good price, I’d definitely suggest you try it out. If you’re a power queen, I’d look elsewhere.

Bullets are great toys for any user regardless of experience. They can be used on any erogenous zone like the nipples or wherever you please. Plus, they feel great on the clitoris!

  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Impulse Multifunction Hyper Bullet (Whew! Is that just me or is that a super long name for a bullet!) is made out of plastic. It is fairly safe to use rating an 8 out of 10 on Eden Fantasy’s Safety Scale. It is hypoallergenic and latex free. The bullet itself measures 3” in length and 3” in circumference. It has a diameter of 1”. It only weighs .3 pounds!

The plastic is a see through purple. You can see the batteries and all the motorized pieces in the bullet. There was no smell to the bullet when I took it out of the package. There is a seam along the middle of the bullet. However, I didn’t notice it during use. This plastic bullet doesn’t attract any hair or lint. There is no texture to this bullet. It is smooth and hard all the way around with no bend or give whatsoever. There is no drag to this bullet, but I would suggest using a lubricant anyway.
    • Rigid
    • Smooth
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

This bullet is designed like most. There is a controller with a wire attached to the bullet. The wire is really long! I love really long wires. It measures 31 inches, over 2 1/2 feet long! If you are afraid of a short wire, don’t be. I tied mine up since it is so long. The bullet is purple which is really cool! Bullets are great for any user regardless of experience.



This toy is fairly easy to hide since it’s so small. It is definitely suitable for travel.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

This bullet is fairly easy to use. It is powered by three AAA batteries. They are located on the back of the toy. The compartment opens easily, but I found it a little hard to close. It took me a few tries to get it shut, but I finally did.

There are three main buttons on the front. There are two up and down arrow buttons and an ‘F’ button. I’m not 100% sure what the ‘F’ stands for, but my best guess would be functions. Right above the buttons, there is a LED panel. It lights up in red!

The up and down arrows control the speed at which you operate the bullet. There are ten total settings of steady vibration available. As I mentioned, it is fairly powerful but not as strong as the other EF bullets. I would give it a vroom of 4. It is more than moderately powerful. I’m positive it is powerful enough to get most people off, just not me.

The ‘F’ button controls the patterns available. There are a total of four.

1. Slow escalating steady vibration
2. Fast escalating steady vibration
3. Slow pulses
4. Fast bursts of pulses

The buttons are really easy to use. To turn the bullet off simply press the down arrow button until it turns off. I was really impressed at how many settings this bullet offers. I prefer steady vibrations, but I liked the other options.

This bullet isn’t too loud. It’s probably around a bee of 2. It could definitely be heard over covers, but not through a closed door.

This bullet is not waterproof! Don’t put it in water.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Since this bullet is not waterproof, your best way to clean this is to use a wipe. I always prefer washing my vibrators. So, I make sure to take the batteries out first and gently wash the bullet. I wouldn’t recommend this as it could still ruin the vibrator.

Since this bullet is plastic, you can use a silicone or water based lubricant. I like to store mine in a plastic bag.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Like Eden’s other bullets, this one was packaged in a simple plastic package bag. It has black bold writing on it listing the name of the product. There weren’t any users instructions with this bullet.

    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I’m rating this bullet three stars out of five. Although it has many good attributes, it isn’t as strong as Eden’s other bullets. I prefer Eden’s multispeed basic vibrating bullet.

Experience

As I mentioned, this bullet didn't have enough power to push me over the edge. Each time I used it, I eventually gave up and reached for another powerful vibrator. If you have a clit of steel like me, this probably won't do the trick.
Follow-up commentary
I still am not a fan of this bullet. It has lots of patterns, but not as much power. I prefer Eden's basic bullet still. I love that it's purple, but I haven't touched it since my review because of the lack of power.
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  • Contributor: puppylove
    Great review! Thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: mpfm
    Nice review. Too bad it's not as strong as you would like.
  • Contributor: ksparkles16
    Thanks everyone!
  • Contributor: meezerosity
    Thank you!
  • Contributor: Apirka
    Great review! Thanks for sharing
  • Contributor: Zandrock
    I always love pics
  • Contributor: SkylarrStarr
    Thank you for a great review and the comparison with the other Eden vibes. I would still like this for my collection, though!
  • Contributor: pussy licker
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: callsignhusker
    ty so much!
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    thanx
  • Contributor: leilani
    great review
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