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by Rayne Millaray,
Dec. 08, 2011
Here's what not to do next time you're drunk in a parking lot.
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by Liz Langley,
Nov. 25, 2011
Lawn-mowing art thought to be a “boyish prank.” You know how boys are.
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by The Bloggess,
Nov. 17, 2011
Every month, well-meaning strangers send me a myriad of bizarre links because they want to scare me into never having sex again. Or possibly because they know that I write a sex column and they know that I’m always looking for new material. Either way? I salute them.
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by The Bloggess,
Nov. 10, 2011
Once again twitter has helped me to write my sex column, as “GamesToDescribeSex” quickly became a twitter topic. Some were stupid. Some were confusing. Some were awesome and pretty damn creative.
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by The Bloggess,
Nov. 03, 2011
When my grandfather died he left me partial ownership of a used tractor.
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by Rayne Millaray,
Oct. 27, 2011
Surgeons' group releases study on size to combat ... overcompensation.
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by Liz Langley,
Oct. 07, 2011
Funnier still, maybe: He could change his own name to "Big Swinging Dick" ...
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by Rayne Millaray,
Oct. 04, 2011
Sex Rehab/Skid Row drummer's manhood is model for new sex toy.
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by Liz Langley,
Sep. 15, 2011
Men: Be careful of exotic spa treatments, okay?
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by The Bloggess,
Jul. 21, 2011
This is a Disney movie just waiting to happen.
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by Liz Langley,
Jul. 19, 2011
The question is ... Okay, we actually don't want to know how the dog was trained.
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by Cherry Trifle,
Jul. 06, 2011
If we didn't know before, we know now that men are sending pics of their dicks over email, cell phone, even Twitter. And really, are we surprised? No, of course not. The real question is: Does she wanna see it or doesn't she?
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by Liz Langley,
Jun. 28, 2011
It's time for The World Testicle and Aphrodisiac Cooking Championships! Hooray!
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by Rayne Millaray,
May. 31, 2011
We'd get concerned, too, if he was trying to get into our car.
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by Jeff Schult,
May. 26, 2011
Unfortunately, it also can hurt and possibly kill you.
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by Rayne Millaray,
May. 25, 2011
From the dept. of inappropriate over-reactions ...
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by The Bloggess,
Apr. 14, 2011
Once again I am flooded with the most bizarre links that people have sent me, and once again I am sharing them with you. You’re welcome. And I’m sorry. I suppose it depends on how you feel about the links. Let’s get started, shall we?
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by The Bloggess,
Mar. 31, 2011
Remember a couple of weeks ago when I shared a bizarre email from a very sweet woman who wanted a way-too-specific anatomically-correct knitted vagina and penis (for teaching purposes) and she thought that if anyone could help her it would be my readers and I was like “I think you are over-estimating the weirdness of my readers?”
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by The Bloggess,
Feb. 24, 2011
If you’ve been reading me for any length of time you know that I get really bizarre emails every damn day. Some make me laugh, some make me cry and some get forwarded directly to the police.
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by The Bloggess,
Feb. 17, 2011
Once again I’ve managed to write my sex column by crowd-sourcing on Twitter. Mainly because the people on Twitter are far more creative and/or mentally disturbed than I am. This week their twisted minds came up with alternate titles for porn films for the elderly. It’s both awesome and terrifying. Much like most non-elderly porn, now that I think about it.
Let’s begin, shall we?
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by The Bloggess,
Feb. 10, 2011
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by Lorna D. Keach,
Jan. 28, 2011
“Willy warmers” ... A new fashion trend?
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by The Bloggess,
Jan. 27, 2011
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by Rydell Johnson,
Dec. 31, 2010
Novelty condoms put the funny back in fucking. Just be mentally prepared for that initial burst of laughter when you climb into bed with your blueberry-scented schlong.
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by Lorna D. Keach,
Dec. 24, 2010
And they're ridiculously easy to build, too.
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by Rayne Millaray,
Dec. 24, 2010
Apparently, you have to watch out for this kind of thing in Ghana.
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by The Bloggess,
Dec. 15, 2010
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by Lorna D. Keach,
Dec. 02, 2010
Apparently, showing cartoon pubic hair is still enough to shock some people.
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by The Bloggess,
Dec. 02, 2010
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by The Bloggess,
Nov. 25, 2010
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by The Bloggess,
Nov. 04, 2010
This month, as always, my email box was flooded with bizarre links that were so horrific that the people sending them “instantly thought of me.”
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by The Bloggess,
Sep. 02, 2010
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by The Bloggess,
Aug. 26, 2010
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by The Bloggess,
Aug. 12, 2010
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by The Bloggess,
Aug. 05, 2010
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by The Bloggess,
Jul. 15, 2010
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by The Bloggess,
May. 13, 2010
Four products you might be better off without:
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by The Bloggess,
Apr. 08, 2010
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by The Bloggess,
Mar. 25, 2010
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by The Bloggess,
Mar. 18, 2010
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by The Bloggess,
Jan. 14, 2010
My grandmother does not read this column. This is unsurprising, given the fact that this is a sex column and she’s my grandmother, but I recently tried to explain to her that there’s really nothing different about my column than anything you’d read in Cosmo Magazine.
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by Bob Modern,
Mar. 19, 2009
We’ve been laughing at sex for as long as we’ve been having it – for reasons puritanical, repressive, regressive, or the fact that we just like laughing at our own naughty bits.
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by Mr Guy,
Mar. 06, 2009
This just in: women aren't the only ones with body-image issues.
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