Which one is your favorite?
“The Sack Race”
“Monopoly — if it’s in a hotel, it’s going to cost more.”
“Jenga: Takes ages to set up, you never lasts that long, and in the end there's a mess to clean up.”
“Connect Foursome”
“Cluedo — Trying to remember who you did it with, where and what with...”
“Tennis. Keep hitting until you win.”
“Quidditch. Ride that broom hard and ride it fast. It’s all about scoring.”
“The hokey pokey. IN, OUT, IN, OUT. YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT.”
“Two Balls Up Against the Wall. (One handed).”
“The Price Is Right.”
“Pin the Tail on the Donkey.”
“Chutes and Ladders... because it’s not fun unless you make it dangerous.”
“Spades (If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.)”
“Patience (left a bit, right a bit, no you're getting colder again...)”
“Solitaire…because it's just me playing.”
“Monopoly... then the cards can't fall in your favor you may just have to pay for it.”
“Battleship... You’ve gotta plan your moves wisely so you can hit that spot!”
“Battleship — Hopelessly flailing about trying to hit the spot. Occasional success by chance. Sinking feeling afterwards.”
“Battleship — Make sure you fire on the right holes.”
“Battletits — You sank my Motorboat.”
“Poker”
“Blackjack: It's easier when you're 21.”
“Hi Ho! Cherry-O.”
“Twister... because its all about finding the right positions.”
“Dodge balls.”
“Squash.”
“Rugby: ‘Touch... pause... engage!’”
“Hand Ball”
“The Game of Life.”
“Candy Land.”
“Heads or Tails.”
“EA Sports Tiger Woods PGA Tour '11.”
“Call of Booty.”
“Womb Raider”
“World of Warcraft. It’s fun, addicting, and I'm always down 30 bucks by the end.”
“Madden. You meet a random guy online and play with him for to decide who is the better man.”
“Any game that makes your device vibrate.”
“Jenga... One good move and ITS GOING DOWN!”
“Bop it - twist it, pull it, hit it, pass it.”
“Pop goes the weasel”
“The Mystery Box”
“Trouble”
“Trivial Pursuit”
“Pass the Pigs”
“FIFA — Because you're trying to score and making sure you have clean sheets.”
“Buckaroo”
“Cooties”
“Sorry!”
“Chess — The queen often gets sandwiched between two bishops, leaving her open to get attacked from the rear.”
“FIFA: With enough partners, we can all score.”
“Swallow the Leader”
In short, every game in the world has sexual connotations if you look hard enough. Also, I’m never going to be able to play Follow the Leader again without feeling dirty.
Ok, now it's your turn. Join me on the forum and tell me which ones were your favs and which ones I missed!
“The Sack Race”
“Monopoly — if it’s in a hotel, it’s going to cost more.”
“Jenga: Takes ages to set up, you never lasts that long, and in the end there's a mess to clean up.”
“Connect Foursome”
“Cluedo — Trying to remember who you did it with, where and what with...”
“Tennis. Keep hitting until you win.”
“Quidditch. Ride that broom hard and ride it fast. It’s all about scoring.”
“The hokey pokey. IN, OUT, IN, OUT. YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT.”
“Two Balls Up Against the Wall. (One handed).”
“The Price Is Right.”
“Pin the Tail on the Donkey.”
“Chutes and Ladders... because it’s not fun unless you make it dangerous.”
“Spades (If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.)”
“Patience (left a bit, right a bit, no you're getting colder again...)”
“Solitaire…because it's just me playing.”
“Monopoly... then the cards can't fall in your favor you may just have to pay for it.”
“Battleship... You’ve gotta plan your moves wisely so you can hit that spot!”
“Battleship — Hopelessly flailing about trying to hit the spot. Occasional success by chance. Sinking feeling afterwards.”
“Battleship — Make sure you fire on the right holes.”
“Battletits — You sank my Motorboat.”
“Poker”
“Blackjack: It's easier when you're 21.”
“Hi Ho! Cherry-O.”
“Twister... because its all about finding the right positions.”
“Dodge balls.”
“Squash.”
“Rugby: ‘Touch... pause... engage!’”
“Hand Ball”
“The Game of Life.”
“Candy Land.”
“Heads or Tails.”
“EA Sports Tiger Woods PGA Tour '11.”
“Call of Booty.”
“Womb Raider”
“World of Warcraft. It’s fun, addicting, and I'm always down 30 bucks by the end.”
“Madden. You meet a random guy online and play with him for to decide who is the better man.”
“Any game that makes your device vibrate.”
“Jenga... One good move and ITS GOING DOWN!”
“Bop it - twist it, pull it, hit it, pass it.”
“Pop goes the weasel”
“The Mystery Box”
“Trouble”
“Trivial Pursuit”
“Pass the Pigs”
“FIFA — Because you're trying to score and making sure you have clean sheets.”
“Buckaroo”
“Cooties”
“Sorry!”
“Chess — The queen often gets sandwiched between two bishops, leaving her open to get attacked from the rear.”
“FIFA: With enough partners, we can all score.”
“Swallow the Leader”
In short, every game in the world has sexual connotations if you look hard enough. Also, I’m never going to be able to play Follow the Leader again without feeling dirty.
Ok, now it's your turn. Join me on the forum and tell me which ones were your favs and which ones I missed!
spades ftw!
I rather think "Pin the Donkey on the Tail" is likely more appropriate? Too much?
Go fish!
LMAO @ Pin the Donkey on the Tail...good one!
haha thats awesome!!
Spades!!
My favorite: Spades.... oddly the most worriesome: womb Raider..... please lets not raid my womb...
Quidditch...AWESOME..lol